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Plant based peanut butter and jelly granola bar:"Taste likePeanut Butter & Jellybut made with berries"Ingredients include:strawberries.Oh, and also peanut butter.https://t.co/dAwGQVgl6JI'm losing my shit. https://t.co/GdF7JFiUyB https://t.co/JC7ndrcceI
You literally are just buying a granola bar with peanut butter and jelly mixed into it, sold in the refrigerator and calling itself a desert for some reason. At least the other varieties are desert flavored.https://t.co/xjKVgT5l68
The kind of person who could use this is probably on disability/SSI and couldn't actually afford it.It's not even dehydrated to preserve shelf life.Its all just marketing wank?https://t.co/8E7HhhB21h
I found a $34 pack of "MRE BARS" that come in PB&J flavor and are made with whole foods. Ingredients include protein from: Beef, Chickens, and Salmon, Egg, Pea, and Rice. https://t.co/z9QhuoZKex
The meat based bar also has legitimate dessert flavors, like sprinkled Donut, Snickerdoodle, Red Velvet, and Smores.Wow https://t.co/v9ly2o7yAg
I spend a lot of time trying to find nutrients I can eat without choking to death.https://t.co/3PQqhHrZmq
I may buy this https://t.co/8zw4SuXP5d and feel really awkward drinking @redcon1official branded game fuel while sitting in gaming chair I bought to stop M.S. related sciatica. GG YOLO SWAGhttps://t.co/jGkPBe3BH6
Whoa."theacrine, a purine alkaloid structurally similar to caffeine" https://t.co/lTXoj87gBc
"The purinergic system, and particularly the P2X7 receptor, has been implicated in numerous CNS conditions including neurodegenerative and neuroinflammation-related disorders such as multiple sclerosis, pain, seizures, and migraine"https://t.co/B1elXAGCaF
It's peanut butter jelly time.https://t.co/e3h1xZqszd
Huh, I Wonder why this happened. It seems rat purine pathways don't work like human's?Going to need to dig into this.https://t.co/x20eGkxL9f https://t.co/EhPrOqvToM https://t.co/QwYUc7H1xt
Gonna be funny if I read their patent and it turns out they're just doing a fancy extraction using ammonia or something dumb like that.Seems its just a chemical that can be found in coffee family of plants https://t.co/U3MtoiRMxKhttps://t.co/AHwWWHJ3ZV https://t.co/j8W0OEAkph
Even better, if it isn't ammonia. I'm going to patent the extraction of theacrine and methylliberine using fermented bear piss.(*note to self, explore bear urine marking behavior*)https://t.co/8zm7vywFi2 https://t.co/CAC0PKs3YB
Not the creationg process, but How is this even a patent? it seems to be "yeah, we combined a known coffee/tea extract with some other random junk" https://t.co/ttgK8sKIdHCan I patent adding random chemicals together that I experiment with? Wild.
Huh."The synthesis of theacrine is achieved as follows: Theacrine is synthesized from uric acid by one step. At the presence of potassium carbonate, uric acid is methylated by trimethyl phosphate to give theacrine."https://t.co/DOkUOtftEi
So suggests a yeast that produces phosphoric acid (involved in fermenting sugar) and is helped by adding potassium carbonate, a common yeast accelerant ( https://t.co/XivxL9tK1z ) When in presences of uric acid... makes theacrine.I can literally make it with fermented piss?! š¹
"Food grade phosphoric acid [...] a acidulation in soft drink (particularly cola); ph control in imitation jellies; nutrient in production of yeast; bacteria growth control in selected processed foods; flocculating agent for clarification of sugar juices" https://t.co/mAIkXQBWFH
I need to figure out how to test for theacrine, it seems.https://t.co/Hz8ukd4XZc
It doesn't actually taste like PB&J?! LMFAO"It taste really nice, but doesn't remind me at all of peanut butter"https://t.co/6UvBDtRZqx
Its so wild that I started out making a joke about a shitty granola bar, and now we're here looking at purine activity in bipolar disorder related drugs. And I'm wondering if bacterial metabolites might do the same sort of things.https://t.co/x5aOYAgOIF
"Several areas with a high degree of mechanistic convergence within this paradigm are highlighted to present promising future targets for therapeutic development and screening."https://t.co/Zo1hkgKejhheh. https://t.co/elFgXCty8q
Did you know bipolar seems oddly tied to diabetes?https://t.co/WMSLz0bE6e
"The risk of diabetes mellitus in patients with bipolar disorder is increased. Our findings add to the growing literature on this topic. Increasing evidence for shared disease mechanisms suggests new disease models that could explain the results" [2016]https://t.co/wtZkVEvwVr
Finding issues in bipolar & white brain matter https://t.co/CRSZF9kiCN was one of the key insights that made me realize my problems stemmed from inheriting multiple sclerosishttps://t.co/xPjP3nsGgg
"Based on the findings, hippocampal atrophy āmay contribute to the neuroprogressive nature of bipolar disorder,ā particularly in those also affected by diabetes."https://t.co/mKDmlmEpwzI'm just bullshitting causal effects for biolar disorder now.https://t.co/VMaODMk1GV
Purine oddness around P2X7 may explain links between bipolar and MS on a study of 52 million people https://t.co/sScqMtM0kchttps://t.co/pZ5HDbpmy8
autism / bipolar / schizophrenia overlap shows up in brain signature findingshttps://t.co/h6CF8U4PSr as well as tons of overlap in geneticshttps://t.co/JeQoWxa4vGSo linking this to M.S. via depression? Fascinating.https://t.co/ikR4NRQCJI
What if we just don't understand gut bacteria's role in purines and this is all fundamentally problems in energy homeostasis? https://t.co/AEGcLPoiychttps://t.co/F13oOpZHS8
"Thus the Microbial Index of Gout was proposed as a novel, sensitive and non-invasive strategy for diagnosing gout via fecal microbiota."https://t.co/m52dlRZAIEAlmost like we'd expect bile salts and sodium to play arole.https://t.co/3Ez8kYjKq5
How we define things matters: Weird diet meant to help with high blood pressure seems to impact Gout.But I'm just being salty again?"hypothesized that reducing sodium intake would lower UA levels""we found that higher sodium intake decreased serum UA"https://t.co/YV8uYShjr4
in mice?https://t.co/37A7kUVzML
"Purinergic signaling is complex and only partially understood. [...]Purinergic signaling is involved in just about every process in humans, to the extent that the purinergic signalling complex of a cell is referred to as the āpurinomeā."https://t.co/UjuCc69X88
purr-y-gnomehttps://t.co/f8VC7yGd8F
P2X7 is directly involved in rods & cones... bipolar leads to risk of colorblind?"protanopia and deuteranopia and bipolar manic-depressive illness is demonstrated in a sample of eight informative families ascertained in Brussels"https://t.co/c7UXR3bEsphttps://t.co/OKo4d4aAyo
I'm... not even joking.https://t.co/2E26ezeenM https://t.co/qgmjXRflEs
I. Hypocrite that I am.My very existence a walking contradiction.Or not walking, as the current case may be.https://t.co/HhU4eZjS1k
I'm the asshole who'd get called out for "did you bring enough for the whole class"... Let the teacher rant for a bit about fairness and then pull out enough for the whole class so that the rest of us had gum; teacher needs to become a hypocrite to prevent us from chewing gum.
HELTH šI may need to replicate AgmaPENā¢ using dietary combinations of food so I can become a betterG A M E R https://t.co/rvtZh9ss8z
"Host-derived Lactobacillus plantarum alleviates hyperuricemia by improving gut microbial community and hydrolase-mediated degradation of purine nucleosides" [Aug 1, 2024]https://t.co/hwTfYtSBFm
Curious ;)"Lactobacillus plantarum mitigates sexual-reproductive deficits by modulating insulin receptor expression in the hypothalamic-pituitary-testicular axis of hyperinsulinemic mice" [2021] https://t.co/9EyZLANFBkhttps://t.co/ebZpypvRHe
Ok, Thanks to @uwutoowo1 being sponsered by Gamersupps. I now know that I could probably get their "anime thighs" drink and be happy. The only reason I don't buy it is the fake sugar.https://t.co/4w5YljP9wUThat B12 tho.https://t.co/xz8tx8e1BQ https://t.co/NwxbOksuQn
@uwutoowo1 I have some of those ingredients myself. Like that goji berry? I call it dog's balls.https://t.co/wUWzVXPiLI
The local Co-op has goji berry. I'm gonna spend some time exploring how much water I need to drink by estimating the impact of crushing dried dog balls into some tea and guessing at my current TRP receptor conditioning.Goji helps with (sexual) endurance.https://t.co/73n9fzdopr