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Patrick McKenzie@patio11• about 1 year ago
Me: *cash* Tradesman: Wait how did you get that with the banks down? Me: *explains* Tradesman: Oh that’s creative. Me: Nah. Next plan was creative. Tradesman: What was that? Me: Going to the church and buying all cash on hand with a check. Tradesman: What. Me: I don’t drink.
Patrick McKenzie@patio11• about 1 year ago
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Tradesman: What. Me: Though come to think of it I certainly know someone who knows both me and the bar owner, so I could probably convince them to give me a workweek’s take on a handshake. Tradesman: This is effed up. Me: I mean money basically always works like this, in a way.