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Patrick McKenzie@patio11• about 1 year ago
Me: Has anyone seen my ring? Lillian, 9: Yes. It is in my pocket. Me: Why is my ring in your pocket? Lillian: Because I put it there when I found it in the bathroom, one of many places you leave your ring. I figured when you missed it you would ask, and then I would say pocket.
Patrick McKenzie@patio11• about 1 year ago
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Me: I think I would have preferred if you had left it in the bathroom. Lillian: You did not know it was in the bathroom. Me: … True. Lillian: Because despite years you never put it in the same place all the time. Me: … True. Lillian: Now you know. If have to ask, in my pocket.