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this is a teachable moment and since menswear guy has blocked all of us, two gentle exhortations: * hem trousers for a full break (left) at most, half break (right) is also reasonable * ffs don't wear tennis shoes with a suit this is repellent congressmen: be better https://t.co/bhn2GX9I6F https://t.co/555SgB9ooM


i don't understand why he thought a collar with this kind of spread would be a good idea with that knot and a face as round as his, but as a dignified man in high office im sure he carefully considered his decision here https://t.co/0eNuUbfWhz


sleeves are absurdly tight suits are not intended to show off your physique in the same way a tee shirt is; they do this instead by subtly reshaping your silhouette and emphasizing a slim waist and broad shoulders https://t.co/XzpkDGx1XO


too tight throughout, horrible shoulder bite, fabric is just strained across his entire back he needs to fire his tailor, if he has one, which i very much doubt https://t.co/BHhQ34SpO2


i like chunked out nordic sweaters suitable for Minnesota winters. good ones are imported. norwegian lusekofte and icelandic lopapeysa (ideally lopi yarn) are primo buy from sites selling in krona/krone with non-professional models, that's the good shit https://t.co/P3vHwgf8ic https://t.co/rtnvpmuQPo


as for a tailor my recommendation is a matter of record. i think he's vietnamese tho runs a little shop in the Seattle International District, exactly one customer fits inside at any given moment. the man is a legend. cash only https://t.co/r2HplVaIzV https://t.co/2bfWTCSpus


@eigenrobot I managed to get my first bus casual wardrobe set up on a shoestring budget through his skill, advice and careful goodwill purchases.IDK how much the confidence i felt in those clothes helped me advance, but it sure wasn't 0%

having been catty about someone else's attire, i offer an old thread about how to learn to dress well as penance https://t.co/PAYPEVdLha

and a subthread in my wife's replies with some detailed practical consumer advice about materials, maintenance, suppliers, etc focused on casual/semicasual attire https://t.co/yQ1Gaquh8P

quality in clothes is really dependent on what you're trying to wear. you can spend ages on getting into eg denim, like people will lose their minds doing this, but that knowledge won't translate to evaluating worsted wool. that said almost all synthetic fabrics are awful, don't breathe, cause excessive sweating, make you smell bad, etc. cotton, wool (incredibly diverse as a fabric), and linen are ideal for different circumstances. quality really matters for leather. this is less about brand and more about leather grade. good stuff is full grain; more exceptional leather might be bridle grade. full grain is the entire skin. below that you get into split grain, where they take skin and cut it in half; the better half is called top grain but it's not as durable as full. "genuine leather" is basically scraps glued together and won't last. sometimes very nice shoes are cordovan, which iirc is made from the skin of a horse's ass. it's beautiful stuff. clothes lasting a long time and ageing gracefully is partly about make quality but a lot of it is about proper care. generally, * you want to be diligent about hanging up suits and shirts * don't wash jeans much, you probably don't need to anyway (some people go overboard on this). there are specific washing/drying methods for getting new denim to fit, recommend reading blog posts about this * learn to occasionally wash and polish leather shoes, and belts if you're a little obsessive. or just have a cobbler do it. you can also get them resoled if they're nice (google goodyear welting, but basically they just replace the sole with a new piece). nice pair of shoes can last decades. * i'm sorry to say this because it's a little tedious but the best way to make washable fabric last is to hang dry. dryers are brutal on fabric and hang drying IME roughly fivefold increases lifespan of fabric. you can get a folding rack on amazon, they're very effective

@eigenrobot Gonna learn menswear so I can make my own suit from scratch.https://t.co/DAgAEWngkShttps://t.co/JlkzB484At

@eigenrobot Gonna piss on my own tweedhttps://t.co/11g3xhSPJU

@unitimpulse 😂 maybe? Not familiar with that. Wool is neat because if it isn't heavily washed it is antibacterial/antifungal. A lot of modern fabrics are designed for fashion and not function.I suspect tweed might have similar effects, but it would reek of ammoniahttps://t.co/EA53Dq6tRo

@eigenrobot wait.... WAIT....https://t.co/lECF0GjFRk

@eigenrobot are you making your own clothing? https://t.co/ynwbS9BH1Y

@eigenrobot I miss /r/FrugalMensFashionhttps://t.co/u3mAUOufWE

@eigenrobot Growing out own tweedhttps://t.co/C2lBVUPRpa

@eigenrobot brb looking up how to make flax fireproofhttps://t.co/qA1k0Xb4Fp

@eigenrobot My feed is full of clothes rn.https://t.co/BuXz4KCXj9

@eigenrobot Hear me out... What if the sickness in our society is our clothes aren't self-cleaning anymore.https://t.co/MD0RwZvmI1

@eigenrobot I am not joking... There was even a literal military grant you can get if you can figure out how to stop uniforms from getting gross.https://t.co/dGQFnTNp9v

@eigenrobot What if we don't understand how to make clothes anymore?https://t.co/WVBsSAMbjK

@eigenrobot Gonna be so fashionable in my fire proof wool lab coat. https://t.co/v1uO5srZNYBeen learning how to felt wool from a homeless person.https://t.co/Xs3OUu7wpd

@eigenrobot We can return to tradition.https://t.co/2ZqK7c2z0b

@eigenrobot If clothing can make us sick... What if clothes could heal?https://t.co/WFr5iCd8pw

@eigenrobot @lordcataplanga @slatestarcodex @selentelechia Ninisina was the first alchemist. She figured out how dyes used for fabric (mostly derived from plants) were able to treat disease. She used soap to impregnate fabrics with the dye.https://t.co/9dks5ZOUdOPriestess of healinghttps://t.co/PLdUOpyxQF

@eigenrobot Funny smelling orange clothing.https://t.co/Jq6V96oPh1https://t.co/bUZOu7qpjV

@eigenrobot Funny thing about smell.> "Psychological and neuroendocrinological effects of odor of saffron (Crocus sativus)"https://t.co/RpOIEu3TRchttps://t.co/OinCZ8lW2k