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Patrick McKenzie@patio11• almost 2 years ago

I do not want to break into the strategic popcorn reserve prematurely but the SEC’s legal writing is sometimes hilarious and devastating. https://t.co/oUJUC5JUkr

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Patrick McKenzie@patio11• almost 2 years ago
Replying to @patio11

This is why Legal has no sense of humor, by the way. You say “I joked with a colleague”, the lawsuit will phrase that as “you admitted”, potato potatoh. (I do not in fact think their Chief Compliance Officer was joking, not in the usual sense of the word anyway.)

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Patrick McKenzie@patio11• almost 2 years ago
Replying to @patio11

“But here we are.” https://t.co/8fxjB0whhA

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Patrick McKenzie@patio11• almost 2 years ago
Replying to @patio11

If you also enjoy the scent of warm buttered justice you can read the rest: https://t.co/inJGUtTdZ2 h/t @JohnReedStark

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Patrick McKenzie@patio11• almost 2 years ago
Replying to @patio11

Hahahahahahahaha. Estoppeled by tweet, Your Honor. https://t.co/T44krsdUG3

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