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Matt Bateman@mbatemanalmost 2 years ago

Couldn’t find 3yo this morning Right when I was starting to worry I see my wild daughter sitting quietly on the back porch, in pajamas, before sunrise me: There you are 3yo: Oh, hi 3yo: I’m just listening to birds 3yo: It’s nice out here 3yo: *contemplates eternity* https://t.co/yOfihPvLBB

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Matt Bateman@mbatemanalmost 2 years ago
Replying to @mbateman

me: Do you want breakfast? 3yo: Oh yes 3yo: You can decide what it is 3yo: I’ll just be here

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Matt Bateman@mbatemanalmost 2 years ago
Replying to @mbateman

Yeah apparently she woke up, put on her ballet shoes, took off one to give to her baby brother to play with, walked downstairs, unlocked the back door, climbed into this chair, and conceived of the world sub specie aeternitatis https://t.co/0fmLCyVP6b

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Matt Bateman@mbatemanalmost 2 years ago
Replying to @mbateman

The plot thickens https://t.co/rhefqd2F8m

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Matt Bateman@mbatemanalmost 2 years ago
Replying to @mbateman

follow me for more dadpoasts that feature the sagacity of childhood

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Aaron Bergman 🔍 ⏸️ (in that order)@AaronBergman18almost 2 years ago
Replying to @mbateman

@mbateman @Gena_I_Gorlin 😌

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daniel brottman 🪷@danielbrottmanalmost 2 years ago
Replying to @mbateman

@mbateman @Gena_I_Gorlin omg

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