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police cant be bothered to arrest shoplifters you think theyre gonna bug me about my trebuchet https://t.co/wf1QfMMYd0
easily covered by the second amendment current scotus will without question never rule against my constitutional right to maintain siege weaponry conservative justices will invite me out for drinks afterward and spend the whole time laughing about the caper i let them pull https://t.co/VWT8qoZda3
im never gonna beat this guy https://t.co/o2MqFDjHvS
@eigenrobot I actually wanted to buy and had a bead on a howitzer. You're not allowed one without some pretty high end gun licenses.That's when the good lord whispered to me and said "its not a fire arm if it doesn't use gunpowder."https://t.co/v4ua591pkH
@eigenrobot Pumpkin chucking is a sport!So you get double exception from the NFA https://t.co/uvAkMEyFqA
@eigenrobot have you raised the flag? https://t.co/SYqpA1KqA2
I ultimately went with the Serapis flag because 1. its unobjectionable and unconnected to any contemporary politics 2. it represents a side of America I love (skirting the law; capturing British vessels; making shit up) 3. it is maximally confusing https://t.co/JACob4aPVh
