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This article talks about forcibly micro-chipping immigrants, and I've seen hints at doing this for criminals. https://t.co/2SAjnTNLHB
We could... have them wear bracelets?https://t.co/eiKyu6VFEU
I am absolutely certain our government isn't in the position of being a paternalistic behemoth.https://t.co/YXG5bU5uUh https://t.co/XobFuYsYnw
If we had armbands, the police would have an easier time knowing if someone has their papers stored on digital files. To make it easier, we could perhaps put little yellow symbols on them? Maybe something like a bright yellow lightning bolt ⚡️, or a star 🌟?
And we could punish people who don't wear them! This is a fantastic idea! What could go wrong?https://t.co/Qco559e2CL https://t.co/7AQHxx4f6m
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Your kid's won't wear a wristband? Here's some helpful tips:https://t.co/AsV5k3rP1Z
We could use a blockchain!https://t.co/Z48qBMSLMD
Boycotting Disney because they are building tools that could potentially harm millions of people."may be in “The Most Magical Place on Earth,” but it looks as if it is dark magic that surrounds them."https://t.co/fv0xR0fNhphttps://t.co/mefwhqMpBg
mood whiplash.https://t.co/D1KKtCqbzo
We should forcibly chip people so they don't lose their medical records. /shttps://t.co/IfIYeauyI3
You know someone is going to do it. Its inevitable.https://t.co/SMztmJRnC5
"focuses on a range of life enhancing, personal safeguard technologies, early warning alert systems, miniaturized power sources and security monitoring systems combined with the comprehensive data management services required to support them"https://t.co/PihsMMu5Q6Neat.
wat https://t.co/1ZPhFxlZ5f https://t.co/3C2VWLq8QM
"Specifically, we first demonstrate that a 25 μm wireless radio frequency identification (RFID) device can be uptaken by a mouse melanoma cell "https://t.co/6G9aj1M21q
"The RFID diameter is 22 μm and can be naturally internalized by certain classes of living cells."https://t.co/pHp6keaUxU
How to get something into a cell without damaging it?https://t.co/fVNNNd1f2P
Ya'll got any that smart dust?https://t.co/Dc4PkDwcvS
I know a lot about the idea of using smart dust to track people.https://t.co/74PHrKmcrRBecause one of my professors was working on similar idea; code level security primitives systems for swarms of them to fight forest fires (& one day live in blood).His wife had cancer.
We should chip individuals with 5g Powered RFID tracking tags who are at risk of getting lost. This will allow us to track them down before they hurt themselves. Think of the children!https://t.co/1u3Uq9HmPb
I keep seeing ads for wearables for "children with special needs" that are blatant advertisements to parents who are worried about their children wandering away. That at least has some justification because children wandering and then getting lost is a huge problem.
We have a large number of public BLE mesh networks available to allow all children to be monitored should they wander.https://t.co/z7n6Iz1ljx
We should make a law that requires every citizen to wear an RFID beacon so that autonomous cars don't run you over.Maybe we can store credentials in it too. That way our bands of automated drones don't accidentally target them for destruction. https://t.co/pa4xzuJaI8
It would be really useful if everyone had a health tracking tool that the wear all the time. Like on their wrist. And if you could pay for things with it on a state-sponsored digital currency, we could even police people's smoking habits!https://t.co/ZbhCkCYNI2
Maybe we could have it transmit a GPS location all the time... Just in case they get lost, stolen, or have a fall.It could literally save your life!!! https://t.co/frwy6PaCrjhttps://t.co/tkDQT8XDUa
Predicting you. Lovingly.https://t.co/ZWXeTC4Fr7
Nobody ever got fired for choosing [multinational conglomerate who built tracking devices using digital barcodes that ended up causing mass tragedy] https://t.co/BJoARGShRE
I like to try to predict the future by looking at the past.https://t.co/7STTRuilUu
I am happy to report that the government is going to be collecting information about people like me... Absolutely hoovering it up.My fellow retards, "Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You" — JFK.https://t.co/nijd5MayiL
Why fitbit data?https://t.co/VOFkzXGeY2
"Cloud Healthcare API ties together a number of different data types. It provides a central way to port and control DICOM [...], FHIR [...], and HL7 v2 [...] information. [...] Fitbit is one of the fist to be given access to the fledgling API from Google"https://t.co/YhYkveb48l
> "Where do you want to go today?" was the title of Microsoft's second global image advertising campaign.https://t.co/zxBunPHBugLovely, just lovely. https://t.co/5qshTUc2lU
Government coming for my autism. SMHhttps://t.co/CXLCCxrbB5
Did you know you can use a garmin w/ GPS entirely without having it phone home? They're an interesting company to research.https://t.co/7gBHbC6A4M
I for one welcome our government overlords getting access to location tracking data of my fitbits. https://t.co/TGLyuftmDC
Can you... Uh... Hear me now?https://t.co/6tG5hfBFAl