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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 3 years ago

Me: can you make a more sarcastic version? https://t.co/tqAlvfgKbO

UltimApe@ultimape• almost 3 years ago

And the sarcastic version. Its 🔥 https://t.co/nSrhKHr6PP

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 3 years ago

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Here is a possible more sarcastic version of the poem:Oh, I've got a notion to steelman a potion,of something from The Galdrabók's svig.For centuries, it's been a trusted lotion,to cure ills, both big and small, you dig?

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 3 years ago

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But scientists, with their noses in the air,have overlooked this wisdom from the past.They're too busy chasing after the new and rare,to see what's right in front of them at last.

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 3 years ago

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They think they know it all, with their fancy labs,and their complex equations and theories.But they're missing out on the magic and the fab,that ancient remedies and potions hold for us, you see.

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 3 years ago

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So let us raise a glass to ancient cures,and to the wisdom that our ancestors possessed.For even in the midst of modern allures,they still hold value, and we mustn't repress.

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 3 years ago

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Can you imagine drinking a flagon,of a gut destroying gaseous swig?Or using the power of a dragon,to heal the wounds that life has dealt us, big?

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 3 years ago

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But no, our scientists scoff and sneer,at the thought of using ancient remedies.They think they know it all, they have no fear,that they might be missing out on something, you see.

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 3 years ago

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So let us embrace the wisdom of the past,and learn from those who came before.For even in the age of science at last,there is much that we can learn from folklore.

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 3 years ago

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🤖Here is a possible more rude version of the poem:"[...]And to all the scientists out there,with their noses up in the air,we say this: Wake the fuck up, and don't be such a pair,of clueless fools, and open your eyes, you know?"https://t.co/N3YSt4cNiQ

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 3 years ago

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Aww, they made it so it won't do rude versions anymore. how assinine.

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