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@natural_hazard figuring out how to grow https://t.co/lRiGUxSS19
@Malcolm_Ocean market to "the rapture is coming" evangelicals. Selling all your possessions proposes logistical difficulties and can't be done in a day. https://t.co/7x0QucaRiq is the perfect tool for keeping you on track for the end of days!
@natural_hazard I want to work on a creative project like this but everything I find to do feels like a chore https://t.co/PLMbiNozgw
@strangestloop passion is stored in your sacral chakra which is stored in a PO box by the Greyhound bus stop in LA. The exact number was lost when Rome was sacked, but word is that a numerologist who works at the nearby In-n-Out may still remember. You find the box, you find your answer
@forshaper spend 60 hours buying buckets of pennies from the bank and look for wheat pennies which can be sold back for 2¢. Tweet about this. Wait for someone to dm you photos of their coin collection. Save 25h for tracking down their residence and 15h for executing the robbery