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Based and Valid.The left hand path to Keegan's Stage 5 https://t.co/hpMHLwyrAs
A good spirited troll uses koans to awaken those around them.A mean spirited troll uses koans to put others to sleep.https://t.co/9pJ5phhvod
The divide between the lolcow and the troll, is that the lolcow is a unintentional scapegoat used by society to enforce a social Schelling point by being a public victim of ridicule; and the troll is someone who's in on the cosmic joke.https://t.co/kUMI7kzgwJ https://t.co/mM39usdqWf
A good joke is akin to being trolled by reality. The aha moment is realizing that reality was just pulling your leg because it needed to take the piss but couldn't wait any longer.https://t.co/mJ4mVpegvz
Universe decided the best way to encourage me to not be in bed all winter was to not have bed again.Lets fucking goo.https://t.co/JKD38sJg72
Resisting the urge to buy $3000 worth of Oshaberi Doubutsu. Tho I am seriously considering the cost effectiveness of putting a ball pit in the bus instead of a bed.Become happy https://t.co/94829MShVF
Looking up what kind of plastic ball-pit-balls are typically made out of to see if they can be bought cheaply and recycled.Suddenly, 3d printed balls!https://t.co/9RV5Y0ZmAl
While looking in the window of U-haul while they were closed, I saw they had a full sized cardboard print of a police officer.Now looking up how many times these kinds of things have been stolen (and laughing).https://t.co/gq6nAolLZR
Ok, hear me out. Cyborg penis replacements that produce real sperm from stem cells. Calling it 'Male Order Bridecoomers'.https://t.co/sAC1ZpctHI
I make jokes about stuff like this, fully knowing that someone out there in the world is genuinely working on prosthetic insect penises.https://t.co/jGZcBQHFvE
Dragonfly dicks are fascinating.https://t.co/ayQryo9aHFSome of them literally can go fuck themselves. https://t.co/MHN578hKXh
Is it against twitch TOS to have a game where twitch controls a micro pipetting robot to depositing chemicals to have sperm swim around on the screen?https://t.co/enKDlIAvOF(@nsreed, we need to have a talk about sperm ethics and genuinely contemplate if they can suffer) https://t.co/Alvb2Myxhs
I'm sad I couldn't get a phone today for a number of reasons. In looking up issues I've ran into, being able to have a verified Twitch account is one!https://t.co/ZWOqyTxMif
Lego robot micropippeting kit to crowdsource semen manipulation for artificial insemination.https://t.co/lPclLFbHFk
Creativity is what happens when I get stressed and try to cheer myself up by making jokes about the future.I love the idea of some kid seeing a semen robot on twitch where you can earn fake points for scoring. It's a team effort.https://t.co/DBojKrk5wB
if 20 years from now someone invents a way to have children in zero-g because of a joke, that would be funny.World building reality is a hell of a drug.https://t.co/I0p6eVFHGS https://t.co/bsiEfDjdQC
Speed running machine generated genetic inference models to create a child that looks like an anime character.https://t.co/aKi6DoU9d9
All we need now are waifu2DNA and then we can artificially gestate entire children based on machine learning algorithm's inferences about a character.We can train it against DNA2Face to get it to match up with the Waifu's looks https://t.co/oz4bbYIKHehttps://t.co/jhXTjZAjvz