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I got the 'tism like y'all want to gelato.Have you seen that horatio?It's not what you think.I'm just being a dink.Thoughts be bubbling like a fart tub's fizz.Aye there's a rub, uwu the jizz.This song is about iced cream.A big bottle of Hershey & a side of mytheme.š¤š¢ https://t.co/smttEKSvGT
How to sing like a beastie boy?Is it just rhythm, or about being coy?I can rhyme like this all day long.It's 'phrenic clanging, but framed as as song.It'd be fun to write lyrics about autism.https://t.co/FPyljLiCF4
Parental advisory, lyrics be 'licit.What do you expect of guy who ate shit?Trying to 'solve' my autism w/out resorting to genetics.All I've got is a brown pill and some sick licks.I've not the music, but I can find words to sing.About a microscope for my Ding-a-ling.
You think that last line makes fun of my self?Well actually, its a joke about a DIY health.Who else but an autistic could shake the taboo...and make a song about eating dog doo.I wanna find out what's wrong with your cum.But mostly just sad I can't call it project jizzsum.
Many things might be causing our fertility crisis.Is it EMF, hormonal, or autophagic cellular lysis?Making a microscope to look at wiggly boys.To decide once and for all, if it is from eating they soys.I personally wanna know if its related to pain.https://t.co/BPJOmck5kc
I know I'm autistic b/c of obsesses.And things that I say like "Do you think my semen fluoresces?"Autism has weird chemistry around choline.TMAO, ayy-lamo, I'm sure this is fine.I wonder if it matters for phosphocreatine.Cuz on solving my heartattack risk? I'm pretty keen.
I read many papers from the internet; I'm very online.Like this 1946 one on Phosphocreatine and the synthesis of acetylcholinehttps://t.co/SJsMIYc2b2I do what I do by pretending I'm a dog.I'm way better at it now as I have way less brainfog.
Something weird happens in developmental delay.We pretend to be animals as form of imitative play.I think its funny to search for stuff like a bloodhound.Like check out this 1985 paper on the clearance of phosphocreative from blood that I found!https://t.co/I1ov74Gizf
I think its weird that there's such a chemical in jism.Especially one involved in sperm metabolism.I mentioned before about cellular lysis.Cuz of a 1988 paper that questioned about why we might find this.https://t.co/2cG5NmFvIu
Phosophocreatine is interesting for other reasons.Like it seems to ebb and flow with the seasons.https://t.co/ix3fcChHF5
Another thing it does is help skeletal muscles flex.For which I ate dog shit & joked about being hexed.https://t.co/rxbchOLqekhttps://t.co/XjN1RogEk9
The hard part right now, if you'll pardon the pun.Is figuring out if this is caused by the sun.Another place we find this chemical in?Well sure enough it's embedded in skin.https://t.co/Eu71RazVzC
Can we use semen as a sun burn healing balm?No wait, hear me out, please listen, stay calm.There's another chemical in cum that might make you rethink.It turns out that it's full of something called zinc.https://t.co/Y5OhYEE1c1
Zinc is a fun one to research, if a bit of a curve ball.It could be detoxing acetaldehyde, a chemical related to alcohol. https://t.co/k2dHqCHQ0n
"I did discover that semen is high in zinc, [...] When you increase the zinc levels in wort, it reduces the chances of acetaldehyde, a cider-like off flavor in beer and cause of hangovers. So semen may well be the cure for hangovers."š¹https://t.co/b1Q3B5ZO0c
Acetaldehyde from candida might be useful to deal with.it's a fungal infection that makes wounds hard to heal with.https://t.co/ZewiYuBz8O
Not to mention the role of oxidative stress.It seems to drive the body's inflammatory distress.https://t.co/XEIcWvYMSq https://t.co/YhsT5WpKjb
Zinc does neat things to neutralize inflammation.Such a strange substance to get from masturbation.Why would semen need to neutralize something like that.Is that chemical necessary if you wanna make a brat?https://t.co/foAGZkrRPx
It does seem to matter, but I'm not quite sure when.It might depend on extracellular concentration.So Zinc may be important for fertility decline.Here's a paper on that, comparing man to bovine. https://t.co/Xi0hOiNA4m
I realized last night I forgot to talk about freezing the cream.But that's ok, an idea came to me while sleeping, (yes from a dream).Gonna have a lot of foam soon due to building out a bus.Maybe I can make a freezer out if it without that much fuss?https://t.co/oPEzhZSsY7
I've seen designs for a basic thermoelectric cooling.Would be neat to incorporate it with heat ducts w/ additional tooling.I need to keep the 3d printers warm during winter.Maybe I can make rudamentary heat ducts scaled down to a sprinter. https://t.co/Px6lTUYWfq
I think I can scale this design to fit in our vehicle.Customized to safely store some kind of creamsicle.I've had this idea before in the context of saving my feces.If I scale it down well it would work? That's my theses.https://t.co/cp7nZDvoMJhttps://t.co/v9PtJR4jQ7
I wonder if there's a trick to storing all kinds of spunk.Can I make a machine to do it out of literal junk?I have a thread on making real dairy cream.Shouldn't be that hard to do, at least, so it seems.If I plan well it might not have any leaks.https://t.co/NDT18rCufd
Does anyone know of design tools for 3d?I enjoy SketchUp, but it's no longer free.Ideally it would work to model the living space.Something for people to say "whoa, that's hella based"Ideally compatible w/ 3d printing slicers.To print stuff for my fancy semen icers.
I've already done leg work to design out a popsicle freezing device.I even drew pictures of it; something like this might suffice?It's wild to me how my ideas inter-relate.It's almost like building a semen freezing machine has always been my fate.https://t.co/NCgctxHtN7
Using @ouronote to share an idea with @nsreed about shoving dog shit popsicles into bananas.While talking on discord, a friend jumped in and said he could machine a plastic injection mold for making them.I don't know what is going on, but I like drawing poop-shivs. š©š©š https://t.co/ClbO9TuKIs
I can tell my brain is better; controling when I rhyme.Finding out ideas; (re)mixing just-in-time."Fortunately, modern evolutionary theorists are less easily deterred."Ha, losers. I derived this idea by listening to a catbird.https://t.co/TjBbYGhRqjhttps://t.co/FKUE1qy2cK
If you want to listen to birds, there is now an app for that.You can use CNNs to identify if its a bird, or actually a cat. https://t.co/3gW0jVIDW2
If you listen along as the birds sing: you can use this to enhance your sound memory.Maybe you can you find out with this thing: what the birds are saying with their story?https://t.co/ePJoR8Ovmlhttps://t.co/zVkA8YjRZb
I think a lot about how we are fucked as a society.And how my language makes 'em balk at impropriety. Maybe that's my problem, I don't really understand it?Perhaps it's my autism; always talking about eating dog shit.https://t.co/luJ7Gy0F4b
This is really common among medical fields. It's all find and dandy to make jokes about eating poop until you want convince someone it might be a good idea. Then you start using terms like FMT and commensal bacteria so they don't put you in an asylum because of the aesthetic.