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Now I need to describe what farts are to another friend.https://t.co/0E0rCMmOhb
Bacterial Metabolomic analysis via chipmunk fart spectrography?https://t.co/kC6LkjrToO
Pioneering research into hibernating rodent gut bacteria w/ human olfaction."microbes are gas-making fools. They eat up unused food in your large intestine, like fiber and other carbohydrates we don't digest, and churn out a bunch of gases as waste." https://t.co/7mcr52qcwI
The application and use of human olfaction for the selection of biologically relevant bacteria metabolites sourced from the environment in a natural setting, using insights from experimental methods involving smelling chipmunk farts.
Now @nsreed is insisting that the butt plug is essential because we need to know the exact volume of gas production. And I'm remembering that I know how to build this for humans.https://t.co/d16EDBg2yK
"I don't want to smell squirrel farts tho. Can we use bees or something?" ā @nsreed haha, yes. Sickos.https://t.co/sG9pSIByJB
Using an apple watch to smell squirrel farts using MEMS lmao.https://t.co/PWO2PVhDRr
"Why?" ā @nsreed š¤https://t.co/rgdf0qzePf
"However, recent scientific news suggests that THE ABILITY FOR HUMAN HIBERNATION may dwell within our DNA ā an ancient mammalian function that we have lost, but could one day regain." https://t.co/QJL0L7jBta
The M Prize being won by triggering torpor-esque state via calorie restriction. Which would shift the gut microbiome in much the same way as what happens if you select for successive breeds of mice (*cough* Yoda *cough*) & don't realize you were also selecting for mice microbes.
The spirit of dog compels me. https://t.co/VMbeRdtBzp
So, @nsreed and I have concluded that germ free chipmunks shouldn't fart.https://t.co/v8jNjphqVs
Morty! Giant Squirrels Morty! We Gotta smell their farts Morty!https://t.co/GlOY3n6Xe7
"52 papers contained actual experiments designed to test safety. None monitored neurodevelopment. Furthermore, [study design] eliminating the possibility [ā¦] drug exposure on long-term neurodevelopment could be accurately assessed" https://t.co/GfGuzydsHYhttps://t.co/DHrnP4XZp3
Morty, you don't get it Morty! They stick Tylenol in the water when doing experiments on Hibernating Ground Squirrels Morty. No one studies it's impact on brain development Morty! We need to measure it's impact on farts and semen!!!https://t.co/mUzGncaLYK
Morty, you don't get it Morty. If people let you measure their semen, they'll gonna let you measure anything, Morty. We can get all the measurements!And Morty, Then we'll get the data we need to understand human hibernation. We can't do this without counting semen, Morty. https://t.co/rcrVaYLYJD
"As [acetaminophen] is the first choice treatment for pain and/or fever during pregnancy and early life, these results may be of great importance for risk assessment." https://t.co/OVppPpQP7E https://t.co/6PBTmUXbUt
I don't believe in taking Tylenol.https://t.co/0iiy0Us772
Tylenol is against my religion now."Turmeric (curcumin) appears to [maybe be usable] as a stand-alone analgesic, or in analgesic combinations as part of opioid-, NSAID- or paracetamol (acetaminophen)-sparing strategies." https://t.co/bR0QXgF1EMhttps://t.co/Toscyht5x2
We should probably figure out if Rhesus Macaques with 'humanized gut' end up with having autistic offspring if they are given relevant doses of Tylenol during gestation.https://t.co/6a3NYCA1r4But that's boring to me, I want autistic farting squirrels damnit.
Then I can see if we can make some fun designer companion dogs.https://t.co/4WDPqYC3pL
Haha. Oh no."Several published studies, both direct and indirect, have connected [tylenol], a commonly used over-the-counter analgesic and antipyretic medication, with semen quality and male infertility, although as yet this connection is unclear. " https://t.co/WXtA3HoYij
"mice with 'wild' microbiota displayed significantly less weight loss compared to the SPF microbiota mice in this model of tumorigenesis. Additionally, the "wild" microbiota mice had a lower tumor burden and reduced inflammation." https://t.co/BB5yeAxItJ
Gonna call him LactoFermentedPIckleRick.https://t.co/G8s7L9KLv7