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I nightmare of futures in which external pregnancy (ectogenisis) is required by law in order to minimize a child's chances of mental disorder; of course that mental disorder is defined by the state.In secret, the military uses that technology to raise clone armies in vats.
Entire societies restructure around centralized (re)production norms. Genetic material bought+sold on markets like we do with modern cow semen. Bodies become unable to gestate internally.Illegal markets of DIY incubators & pirated nutrient brine formulas are rife among poor.
Having and raising children outside of institutional systems is illegal. Like in chitty-chitty bang-bang, illegal children are rounded up like cattle and sent to re-education camps; now simply called "bording schools". For their protection. https://t.co/AvAHCKrY7E
Western norms around copyright law and intellectual property mingle with parenting and education norms. The last bastions of the middle class work day and night to provide the best licence material to their 'children', who they only see in fleeting moments via VR drone cameras.
A new class of non-profit campaign about bringing 'education' to foreign countries. Access to gestation chambers is being reclassified as a human right, and NPOs take on the crusade to colonize non-conformist countries under a guise of abuse prevention.
The TTP and DMCA are used by OPEC nations to maintain control over foreign interests. Open source education and nutrient brine programs are trumpted by 'woke' multinationals using it as a smokescreen to hide their government funded military operations. https://t.co/w6Di2v2wot
As the fear over global warming increases, the largest economic powers leverage these 'education' systems to change sentiment. Due to the military interests in vat cloning, world leadership eventually makes DIY gestation illegal out of fear of terrorist clones.
Climate change is reversed world-wide as human reproduction is forced, thru decentralized crypto & market forces, toward equilibrium. NGOs, Childhood re-education camps, along with military might ensure the illegal underground is eradicated.Anti-natalists win, but at what cost?
Nobody talks about how the traces of shrimp energy in our data set was actually an artifact of a failed military experiment to make shrimp resistant ocean acidification.https://t.co/aE5u4HcFVChttps://t.co/z3sNDvym27
In trying to grow more shrimp for human consumption, a bacteria managed horizontal gene transfer. The FutureFace algorithms were picking up on subtle features of shrimpiness, unknowingly being expressed and amplifying them via a feature bias. https://t.co/tkzzraIx2k
The algorithm was correctly identifying epigenetic impacts of bacteria on primordial aspects of our genome. The shrimpman debacle ended up warning everyone about something no one had thought could happen: endogenous shrimp peptide hydrolysate production. https://t.co/p3fpfknjCO
SPH was considered a good thing in the early 2020s due to it's use as a prebiotic to aid in autoimmune issues. However, widespread endogenous production of SPH in 2025 lead to massive shifts in human gut microbiota due to it's impact on the immune system.https://t.co/v1Xlgl2ukj
So in remembrance of shrimpman, we celebrate his life and legacy. In becoming a meme, he informed us about this problem. With SFD, we were able to identify the carriers of the mutation. Dietary compensation has been estimated to save nearly One Hundred Billion QALY ( & counting).