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UltimApe@ultimape• about 3 years ago
Replying to @misen__

@misen__ @visakanv Flys & Wasps as pollinators. "In the case of the ornamental pear, what you're smelling is trimethylamine and dimethylamine, both of which smell like ammonia. And the twist in the story is that there's ammonia in semen."https://t.co/MCTDiuSUbxhttps://t.co/OGQoBhNNCq

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 5 years ago

Headcannon: Bees are happy to be the plant's sex toys. But if the plants stop ejaculating pollen on them, they start turning into leaf sadists. Thankfully, the biting turns the plants on and makes them want to be toy'ed with again.https://t.co/vGlozVJPBh

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