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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago

Just so everyone is clear. "Demon sperm" is when you get raped by someone with bacteria on their dick and the woman gets a pelvic infection that causes ovarian cancer. But that must have been lost in translation.This took me two seconds to find:https://t.co/H2Mz1bgj6H

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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Trauma kinda fucks up your immune system, ya know?But lets just continue to make jokes about this like civil people.

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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Demon sperm is "Chlamydia trachomatis" and you are all ignorant fuckwits.

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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Do you know what is really common? little girls reporting getting raped by demons, and people ignoring them. Or worse, they are shamed for being unclean, and then then the little girls go and jump off the roof in suicide.

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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"It isn’t difficult to find other modern Christians who connect demons, sex and health issues."https://t.co/UN3DOxsMZW

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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We are living among monsters.https://t.co/I2uccUTyMi

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

Well actually..."In fact, the medieval tendency to see disease as sexual sin was not solely based on moral judgments – there were also strong medical elements."https://t.co/Y5SxzvgRyS😝But this is a narrative violation.https://t.co/NXUY4VtI91

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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Ya'll are rapist apologists and you don't even realize it. Sickens me.

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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The Salem Witch Trials, where those young girls who went rigid and had spasm? It was probably someone raped them and they had Trichomoniasis. The 'witch-cakes' would be a 'voodoo' tradition to test for infection.https://t.co/tei4BLQABN

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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If in your head you translate "demon" to 'sexually transmitted disease', you suddenly realize how monstrous our society is.

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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Little girl gets raped. Has pevic infection. She starts convulsing. Complains of demons coming to her at night.Family calls priest, the only doctor allowed to practice medicine.Priest proceeds to exorcise the demon.Little girl suffers insult to injury. Later dies of cancer.

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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DEMON SEMENmany such cases.

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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When humans tell stories of monsters, the scaries ones we tell each other are actually just about ourselves.The monster under the bed who goes bump in the night.Its a fucking rape metaphor you asshats. you fucking ignorant abusive shame ridden monsters.

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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I believe in demons.We are all possessed with them right now.Some might call this rape culture.

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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Monstershttps://t.co/usBUgGN8C0

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

You got sick from "sinning" -> you got gonorrhoea from fucking a prostitute at a brothel."Concerns about the sexual transmission of disease via prostitutes were often addressed in an entirely rational manner."

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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You can't even see what is right in front of your eyes.Pull the wool down over them and to go sleep.Don't worry, demons don't exist.

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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I'm going to go back to trying to find a translated copy of Asakkū marṣūtu

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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"Pulling wool over your eyes" made more sense when we had wool blankets. It means to hide as child who doesn't yet have a theory of mind. https://t.co/0Nw89AOMxL

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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Monsters."adults with autism face a greater risk of sexual victimization than their peers. Autistic respondents were more than twice as likely to say they had been the victim of rape and over three times as likely to report unwanted sexual contact"https://t.co/ZWBSIB1uGO

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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"Although the participants cannot be considered representative of the entire population, I think we have a good picture of what rates could look like with a survey approach."https://t.co/nkCnMReY8F

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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Burn the world."Asakku 𝙙𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙨 attack and kill human beings, especially by means of 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬. They are mentioned in poetical enumerations of diseases and are named for Asag,a 𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕟 whom [god Ninurta] defeated."https://t.co/YCDSQuKlo2

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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Demons as rapists and disease causers dates back to well before medieval christian beliefs.You 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓌𝒾𝓉𝓈.

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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"encephalitis is one of the reasons that neonatal [demons] can be fatal. It can also be fatal in adult patients, although it is less common. A significant fraction of [demon] encephalitis patients die even when they receive [exorcism] in a timely manner."https://t.co/INo1VybYnB

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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Lost SheepLost In TranslationA horny Shepard getting the Demon syphili from fucking his flock.Zoonotic Disease. Demonic Disease.

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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"We know, for example, that gonorrhoea came from cattle to humans. Syphilis also came to humans from cattle or sheep many centuries ago, possibly sexually"https://t.co/dYepxjUsD3

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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And another night that I stay up too late because someone is wrong on the internet.

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7/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago
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Casting a spell with a circle of salt to ward off the evil eye.And by that I mean, "are the new viewers gone yet?"https://t.co/hxxIJEHqTS

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago

Turning water into wine?How about 2 Kings 2:21. Literally using salt and principles of flocculation to cure a vital well infected by bacteria hiding within the clouds?https://t.co/DepAO25uUfhttps://t.co/z9gmKQ2bTu

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10/29/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago
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"demon virus is transmitted via exchanging blood, but the sulfur does not manifest in the blood until four hours after infection. [...] Croatoan is the name of a demon associated with plague and pestilence, and calls what's going on "demonic germ warfare""https://t.co/I7kGZbnxiW

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10/29/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago
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"Sulfhemoglobinemia is a rare condition in which there is excess sulfhemoglobin (SulfHb) in the blood. The pigment is a greenish derivative of hemoglobin which cannot be converted back to normal, functional hemoglobin. It causes cyanosis" https://t.co/idwYJdTkA8

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10/29/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago
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"has been described in patients taking sulfur medications or who have cultured hydrogen sulfide producing intestinal bacteria such as Morganella morganii. This case describes a pediatric patient who was found to have cyanosis"https://t.co/zaCka4XXNshttps://t.co/CjlVHOercy

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 6 years ago

"There is controversy regarding halitosis that may arise from the production of H2S by Helicobacter pylori, the pathogen responsible for gastritis"https://t.co/ilHEOVksOeFUCKhttps://t.co/jsuXcUhAm1

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10/29/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago
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Fermented milk (lactic acid) rids yourself of a sulfur demon known to cause sepsis in the elderly. https://t.co/czI502ZzdJhttps://t.co/4WnCYcNwh6Purify yourself. Your soul.https://t.co/ZDWyyIb5Mb

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

We are beings filled with acid, with bones of metal.Contained within us are microscopic life giving demonsthat we keep at bay, less consume our carapace.When we cease to function, a copy of ourselves still lives in those around us.A singularity of meat. Forged in hell.

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10/29/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago
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"The steel man argument (or steelmanning) is the exact opposite of the straw man argument. The idea is to find the best form of the opponent's argument to test opposing opinions"https://t.co/z0AUCZ56Fehttps://t.co/Mx48vMSQXn

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 7 years ago

“The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.An evil soul producing holy witnessIs like a villain with a smiling cheek,A goodly apple rotten at the heart.O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!”He doth protest too much.

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10/29/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago
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You wouldn't know your ass from your elbow even if a kappa demon came up from the depths and bit you like one of them rainbows.https://t.co/DsWgNUwsNg

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago

The mythical bacterial organ in the rectum that controls your emotions, synonyms with soul.https://t.co/IyCGVXrglx

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10/29/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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doubt all thingshttps://t.co/a76GSwwBP8

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

I mean, I'd love to get shit from an actual historian on the nature of disease from the middle age while i'm in the middle of learning arabic to double check rhyming slang theory from Avicenna's texts on medicine. Cunningham's Law and all that.https://t.co/uG7PK3BwlV

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1/29/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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Doubt all things, as far as possible.https://t.co/wXJmp7zqLQ

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

Ya'll ever eat a bunch of herbal remedies after being given something to induce vomiting/diarrhea to g̶e̶t̶ r̶i̶d̶ o̶f̶ s̶o̶m̶e̶ d̶e̶m̶o̶n̶s̶ p̶o̶s̶s̶e̶s̶s̶i̶n̶g̶ y̶o̶u̶ reset your gut and improve insulin/lipid function to target mTORC1 related pathways?https://t.co/2CRnwyK3rs

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2/23/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago
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"It was made with rye flour and the urine of the afflicted person, and the cake was then fed to a dog. If the dog exhibited the same symptoms as the ill person, the presence of witchcraft was “proven.”"https://t.co/PSXEvibCqiYeah, about that...https://t.co/FrBNgpG9VN https://t.co/p8TV5wkP19

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago

Your prized sheep is sick, it shows symptoms of liver failure. You have no modern medicine because this is the 200bc. How do you tell what's wrong with it's liver?Sacrifice another related sheep who eats from the same food source and check it's liver. Proxy diagnostic theory.

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6/21/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago
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She was trying to help. 😭"had nothing to do with the girls’ attempts at fortune telling (a grave sin in the Puritan religion), Tituba tried to help them. She baked a “witchcake” from rye meal and urine and fed it to the girls." https://t.co/55EeCp4donhttps://t.co/oQX4dBmnuC

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6/21/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago
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BRB, looking up the sumerian word for seizure.https://t.co/0mTQB4f5vQ

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

@tinner2002 @cooshrocket @elonmusk You're right, when my friend, son of chinese immigrant, who worked in a lab at John Hopkins for a while (+ a family history of working in labs) was banned for writing this... it wasn't a tool by elites, but one used by fervoring masses on a witch hunt. https://t.co/4c88diIRDE

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6/21/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago
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"We may call this a focal unaware tonic seizure today, but the people of that time called this antašubbȗ (Sumerian term meaning “the falling disease”)"https://t.co/6kXXUXVTQi

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6/21/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago
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What is the name of this 𝙙𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙣?"his neck turning left, hands and feet are tense, and his eyes wide open, and from his mouth froth is flowing without him having any consciousness"

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6/21/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago
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"Due to the belief that these episodes of rapid contractions were caused by evil spirits invading the body, the treatment often involved spiritual intervention"I bet it fucking worked too you 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓌𝒾𝓉𝓈.https://t.co/qDsLMLfmbI

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 4 years ago

You ever try to Steelman exorcism and find out that in the past it would have been aided by a bunch of herbs that impact gut bacteria with knock on impacts on gene expression around p-glycoprotein in the gut.It's funny.https://t.co/R8jj8f5b8a

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6/21/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago
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This is saying that the idea of ridding of demons was wrong, and it was Hippocrates who was right about it being in the brain because of association with headwounds. https://t.co/VNKU9PPXUm

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6/21/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago
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What if it's both. Hmm. HMM?https://t.co/bLcFb2YYuH

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago

“The contents of the gut were thought to putrefy and release toxins through the action of bacteria. Physicians were attributing anything from headaches and fatigue to heart disease and epilepsy to these toxins”https://t.co/SjNC0x4bEwhttps://t.co/ciEFxucixK https://t.co/Zibbo3Irm2

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6/21/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago
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Stinks of sulfur."We suggest that a bacterial-mediated proinflammatory milieu could contribute to seizure occurrence in children with new onset of epilepsy, as already reported for individuals with drug-resistant epilepsy" [2021]https://t.co/lhA8ismZNfhttps://t.co/vtB2kcVwDv

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

If you are constantly attacking your gut, demons will enter in and start controlling you instead. Exorcise them properly, and then maybe you wouldn't have the problems you have.This is a pataphor, modeling a cursed gut microbiome as demonic.https://t.co/ymECXPmsDk

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6/21/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago
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I can make predictions about gut bacteria from steel-manning ancient healing practices.But yeah, those 4k year old neo-Babylonian medical tablets that accurately describe symptoms and talk about cures? Just superstitious hokum...https://t.co/i7Zvw36J2H https://t.co/LLi05VKZ4x

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

This is the Akkadian word for "fool". It is a term used to describe an idiot doctor. We are living in a 𒀩𒍪 world. https://t.co/2vqC5d7hW3

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6/21/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago
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The fear of witches has permeated our society to the point where those trying to help are shamed and shunned, and are burned at the stake.https://t.co/xCo1Rkg9rl

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

We fucking inject people with antigens to fight the plague, and call it science.But someone does this in antiquity and you call it myth and superstition.The church created strawmen out of witches and then burned them at the stake for practicing medicine without a blessing.

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6/22/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 2 years ago
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Take head, and bear witness.There is a war that rages on even now.The great conflict (in your butt).https://t.co/aDLSZLHr76https://t.co/8Gn6TRYutv

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 2 years ago

"Exorcisms were once the only way to get rid of demons in Supernatural, but did you know the Latin incantation is real?"https://t.co/WeqHniW7zJBlood blood blood.https://t.co/3LuAgvBj3Z https://t.co/JrZ4bG38Pf

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12/16/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 2 years ago
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Eating some knobs to fight the demons that torture me so.https://t.co/hMtunc9BUd

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12/16/2022