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Matt Bateman@mbateman• over 3 years ago

Today's episode of "do I intervene or not?": awkward 2yo descending the endless stairs of Morningside Park by jumping. Result was the best case scenario of harmless fall followed by caution and thoughtfulness. Reasonable worst case scenario was what? Forward fall and stitches? https://t.co/JWO4kumEhR

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Matt Bateman@mbateman• over 3 years ago

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https://t.co/IW1Iiraz1O

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Matt Bateman@mbateman• over 3 years ago

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Previous episode https://t.co/hm6W5ukKLs

Matt Bateman@mbateman• over 3 years ago

Identify the precise moment when you think I became a negligent father https://t.co/fr5XiYEMQB

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Travis Northcutt@tnorthcutt• over 3 years ago

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@mbateman Worst case is probably forward fall and dental damage requiring surgery

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Matt Bateman@mbateman• over 3 years ago

Replying to @tnorthcutt

@tnorthcutt Hmm yeah all baby teeth though

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Travis Northcutt@tnorthcutt• over 3 years ago

Replying to @mbateman

@mbateman Pretty sure bigger damage is possible bc of connection into jaw bone. Not being alarmist, just literally fyi

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Matt Bateman@mbateman• over 3 years ago

Replying to @tnorthcutt

@tnorthcutt Alarm is good

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Nathan 🔎@NathanpmYoung• over 3 years ago

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@mbateman I guess I'd have gone up the stairs near her, depending on my confidence.

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Joshua 💫@workflowsauce• about 1 year ago

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@mbateman I think she might just like the feeling of free fall

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