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no offense to the leaders of the west but theyre being incredibly retarded about ukraine "planes this sanctions that maybe more javelins would help" no, idiots there is a much more elegant way to do this and it will actually work let me Educate you about how to win a war
the russian military doesnt pay their conscripts or even their regulars shit. a monthly stipend of 2000 rubles used to be $30, its dipping closer to $20 now $600/mo for regulars facing Death on a daily basis and the rubles not going anywhere but down https://t.co/xkPyzrqco5
there are currently 175,000--pardon me, 170,500 russians in ukraine and they are being paid starvation wages while risking their lives theyre carrying and piloting equipment worth probably tens or hundreds of billions of dollars folks this is a Buying Opportunity
winning the EZ way goes like this we make a simple offer. defect and turn in your equipment to the Ukrainians and you can spend the rest of the war chilling in the West and get twenty grand for your troubles bonuses for officers who bring their entire command over
170,500 times $20,000 is $3.4B. this is half the aid package we already approved for ukraine and it nets them a huge amount of military equipment they get to keep no muss. no fuss. no financial gimmickry. war ends instantly, Russia is disarmed, Ukraine is saved at a bargain rate
the fact that our leaders havent already enacted this obvious coup by HR suggests an incredible lack of imagination in our military hierarchies and political structures and frankly i think they should all just quit and let me run the world. the end
wow look whos taking my idea without attribution. mr axis of evil himself david frum agreeing with me is my personal 9/11 https://t.co/XH88gd3pCw
my Influence knows no bound's π https://t.co/iwWMrXpQaQ
@eigenrobot nice work ! https://t.co/L8EpOrxtZY
possibility: - EU fast tracks membership of Ukraine, - Ukraine offers path to citizenship to surrendered Russian units. - Lifetime changing possibility of EU membership through surrendering from an unpopular war they never signed up for https://t.co/L2iGgGpmiV
@eigenrobot Holy shit! Minister of Defense: https://t.co/2fdmkkoT2d https://t.co/Tr825bBjvq? All soldiers have to do to surrender to Ukraine is say the word βmillionβ, Reznikov said in a Facebook post
@eigenrobot Many such cases https://t.co/9ZpOvWf9lQ