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when im feeling v tired, and i know i should take my contacts out and take a nap but am just too tired too, i can often have my “internal bestie” be like “omg yatharth!! your so tired! let me go take your contacts off for you and get you to bed” this makes no fucking sense to me
why is me tired and internal bestie now? what is the difference between me using body and internal bestie doing all these things in a ay that feels so ~easy~ and lovely and painless https://t.co/E7AXD2CWON
visa calls this “order new unit from Visa Replacement Division” i call it paging my best bf/gf where this come from? - no idea https://t.co/dkOjVUdVHJ https://t.co/yy59mnUVEs
a thing that i sometimes do that actually sometimes works if i seem to be confused, overwhelmed and generally in a mess i half-jokingly pretend "this Visa unit is defective. please replace", and then I visualize being a new Visa sent from the Visa Replacement Division
body, to mind: “you don’t have to do anything. just relax. your job is chilling. i’ll do everything for you” https://t.co/8keQ4CeQJ8