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Outsiders: Singapore has such great food, it’s so multicultural & stuff. Nanny state tho...? SG: hello police?? my neighbours better not have any fucking fish tanks in our common areas! We have rules for a reason!! LKY did not sacrifice so much to witness us descend into anarchy
Outsiders: how do Singaporeans breathe in such an oppressive environment Singaporeans: where is the fucking manager??? I have a CRIME AGAINST SOCIETY to REPORT. Harlow?? I want to speak to your manager’s manager!! I pay taxes you know?? Officer: Wah piang eh, why like this one
Outsiders: SG is a police state Aunty: HARLOW POLIS?? I AM CALLING TO REPORT A CRIME. MY NEIGHBOUR UPSTAIRS HANG ALL HIS WET UNDERWEAR DRIP DRIP DRIP ON MY LAUNDRY. CALL 3 TIME OREADI. WHY YOU NEVER ARREST? SLEEPING ON THE JOB? U KNOW MY TAX DOLLAR PAY UR SALARY?? Police: https://t.co/HuifTzbXF5
true story: my wife's cousin is a police officer (tiny lady, smol and adorable), and she had to respond to a call about a housebreaking... by a monkey. she actually had to go down and investigate. there was a monkey in the house. monkeying around. they had to chase it out. https://t.co/8hG7RBtPav
Outsiders: Singaporeans are meek and unopinionated, they have no backbone Singaporean: aHEM I have a COMPLAINT! Where is my goddamn YAKULT?! What are my children supposed to drink? I demand an EXPLANATION https://t.co/VDWrwqGi8f
Outsiders: Singapore has the best education system in the world Singaporean: Harlow Polis? This guy say I steal his thing. But I never steal his thing?!? How can like this??? This is serious!! https://t.co/z6zSDxwDp7
singaporean kid: ah, what a wonderful day, it sure would be nice to do some running and playing at my local playground singaporean playground: https://t.co/nW1AT8LPru
no fun allowed!! https://t.co/VKoV8DNRmf
I told y’all. The police live in fear of angry aunties and uncles https://t.co/buQh5Hw2TW
Unsafe to sew on train https://t.co/WebVYG6lVI
Outsider: Singaporeans are meek little lambs who don’t question or investigate anything Singaporean: NTUC Fairprice *claims* to sells you tissue packets with 10 pieces, but behold, here there are only 7 pieces. We will not be bamboozled by your deception and trickery! https://t.co/yJJ5oj0U2b
outsider: singaporeans are politically apathetic, they have no opinions and no meaningful commentary singaporeans: https://t.co/FgxmJVWlj5
"pls refund me my $1 (pay now pay lah oso can) [...] tnks n retards" https://t.co/oHWAlSObLo
he broke out the tape measure https://t.co/niEcmOq0EI
outsider: singaporeans are politically apathetic, they have no opinions and no meaningful commentary singaporeans: https://t.co/FgxmJVWlj5
"pls refund me my $1 (pay now pay lah oso can) [...] tnks n retards" https://t.co/oHWAlSObLo
he broke out the tape measure https://t.co/niEcmOq0EI
@visakanv give me a swatch watch or give me death 🇸🇬https://t.co/JoFntITpY3
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