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Tired: pooping the dog.Wired: ancient techniques and rare knowledge on the ritual of farting the baby.https://t.co/PwjExXILGSIs this 'lindy'?
Tired: people living longer are 'Lindy'Wired: people living longer happen to express better cholesterol/calcium processing via insulin sensitivity; Lindy effects is application of survivorship bias & surface understanding of cause-effects used to support a particular worldlview.
Inspired: techniques for dealing with the unknown are fundamentally applications of models projected onto the world. A useful heuristic is worth spreading among epistemic peers because we can assume a level of similarity among a conspecific's lived experiences. Assume nothing.
TL;DR: a priest of a foreign tribe discovered baby wearing. To perpetuate technique, their societies respective priesthood (by people on armchairs) explained behavior away using psychoanal pop-jargon (myth) of experiential of womb. https://t.co/LBmg0vEFPWhttps://t.co/jiG87EghBb
Projecting models of the world against found poetry.https://t.co/BiSPVjqMtx
I've been researching alternative histories of microbiome transfer...Pre chewed food:1) A fetish among some circles,2) Means you can cook an egg with your mouth.3) Lindy?Millennial, if you can't cook an egg with your mouth...https://t.co/kDyHLtWcpDhttps://t.co/fLcIqhxSgk
I've been chewing on this idea for a while.https://t.co/3VUasOC5CE
Its a good metaphor, bront.https://t.co/5pkbwDyK7G
For every nugget of insight I drop in my tweets about bees, I have to consume and spit out about 50 trash websites like this: https://t.co/MWK3ua8H3j to mine them for diamonds of truth within the nuggets of misinfo, bias, and absurd snakeoil bullshit. Even then, I'm likely wrong.
apanasana -> "wind relieving pose" is actually a thing? 🌬️https://t.co/K6xz4pRRzB
Oh wow, and 'Happy baby' has been previously associated with farting.https://t.co/NDyKaZCCwg
Align your chakaras (vagal nerve?) today.https://t.co/vIJUznqU8s
🤕💨🤗🗣️"anhedonia was higher in all patients compared to healthy controls. The more the subject is anhedonic, the higher the VAS scale for abdominal pain. This study suggests that anhedonia would need to be very carefully weighed in IBD and IBS patients" https://t.co/Dp3emUHdrj
Brb, looking up the history of air inflation kinks and if it has impacts on vagal functioning.https://t.co/SxSUUJw6vy
I mean... Its not like there's any reason why electricity in the bladder would do anything useful. Right?RIGHT?Oh hmm...It might indirectly stimulate the vagal nervehttps://t.co/59j1BBfNbr and maybe help people poop by affecting serotonin? https://t.co/uKFZSY4E1y
Speaking of kinks. I wonder what Scott Adams thinks about them.https://t.co/wDEmqUbyrv
type 2 diabetes is commonly seen with gut dysbiosis.Insight: depression and type 2 diabetes go hand in hand.https://t.co/bVfac4F857
Conclusion:"The results of the present study demonstrated that the yoga is effective in reducing the blood glucose levels in patients with T2DM."https://t.co/S5OAQAuMAL
Heh. Massage your poop tunnels and vagal nerve to modulate stress."Research suggests that this practice modulates the stress response."https://t.co/Bx7xzubaJi
I am literally figuratively pulling these insights out of my ass.I was thinking about sloth farts and how long they can hold their breath because of their low metabolism. Then I wondered if some dogs are better at floating.https://t.co/Ba8lrQKCkv
I was watching this video saying that sloths were 'shit tier' animals.Guy doesn't know about sloth's super powers.https://t.co/jPr1LK5Bft
OMG. Sloths actually are fart floating mammals!"they’re like big balls of air" 💨https://t.co/m5soO0FjnY https://t.co/KWBzNyyvjj
Link all the weird ideas together to maximize the most amount of gaseous windbaggery.Then light it on fire.https://t.co/zMuzmQ3O4a
Today in weird microbiome ideas:Does sloths holding in poop act to allow them to float?Would this show in humans ala aquatic ape theory?Is marfan syndrome / crohn's an artifact of swim adaptation?https://t.co/cP7TrXcXbWManatees use farts to float.https://t.co/50PX16Zo0P
"Did These Giant Sloths Poop Themselves to Death?"https://t.co/PdXv9V97huhttps://t.co/BEf5jBMWTG
Can you imagine a sloth bigger than some elephants all congregating at a toilet party like some kind of communal shitting racoon?https://t.co/vd8dcGSl6V
Tired: Dark Manatees.Wired: Night Soil Sloths.https://t.co/5qY9QrWaSc
"And just 'cause it's shiny, don't mean that it's clean"https://t.co/mRbJrUrPh8
What if "Dragons" were just some really rare swamp rat that ate a bunch of limestone metabolizing gut bacteria?Rodents Of Unusual Size.https://t.co/0sgQ0SivMyhttps://t.co/FdJzysgn9P
"Limestone is high in calcium. Calcium when mixed with stomach acids, would form hydrogen. Hydrogen is lighter than air thus giving the lift you talk about. Something like a blimp.What? You got fire inside you and you go up! that's all you need to know." https://t.co/wUkri3fuHf
If we can get children's books on which animals fart, can we also get children's books on how different animals keep their rear end clean? https://t.co/rkByIF9Brl
Like this is actually a huge interest for me because I have a bowel disorder. But it is also challenging to find research on it.https://t.co/VJBYvom4vo
To answer the question of "how did we fuck that up?" one must be really fascinated in animal bathroom behaviors.https://t.co/nErcyQJf0Q
"How you control the poop in social organisms is a really important question."https://t.co/X8vNYAbj25
BRB, larping as Dr. STONE, but instead of recreating primitive chemistry discoveries, we explore animal husbandry thru the lens of western agricultural evolution. https://t.co/jLBChwYCqU
Looking around your garden for traces of living things?https://t.co/FaBDhURWfK
I now know (from a youtube video about worm poop) that sometimes earth worms can grow back appendages, and occasionally they'll grow back the wrong one. So you can get two tailed worms with no head.Do worms have souls?https://t.co/jYShkZwIxv
@Rahmeljackson @SteveStuWill If a chicken has a nervous system, can they be conscious? How much of a nervous system do we have to cut out of a chickens before their consciousness diminishes? If I cut a Planariuan in half, is it suddenly half conscious, or double? https://t.co/3VgHR0nVpv
Entire collections of PhD works are at you local library and I'm over here wondering if this children's book is available.https://t.co/Q1HG3O9JNE
Is this first principles thinking? Do you think Elon Musk knows about how earth worms poop because of his interest in tunneling?Do you think he knows about what is put on every spaceX satellite like this reaching news article is attempting to insinuate?https://t.co/02OuKipgYV
I wonder what autistic worm poop smells like.https://t.co/E6ZdatD9ZQ
This video suggests that we have to wipe because of our butt cheeks, which most animals don't have. https://t.co/EV5vew8mhO
Which if our cheeks are acting as a way to balance ourselves instead of tails (per Daniel Lieberman's running ape theory)... https://t.co/eQt5oyT3LOThis is probably true? https://t.co/eaPQu9wEr9 https://t.co/fVwidk5UKv
Lets... uh... "run" with this idea..."Why did humans become such efficient long-distance runners?" https://t.co/lK4pVXWCXDBecause we learned how to wipe our ass?
"Sadly, we’ll never ID the first human to slide a digit or foreign object between the buttocks after doing number two." https://t.co/08HSKYCZJ0
I am amused at how much of this meaning making we have is based on 'just so stories'. Cecil Adam's take points out that diet can play a role, but how far can we run with that idea?https://t.co/c4hQUWKfoc
Imagine how a roman smelled. Covered in infused oils and fresh wines. Scraping healthy skin bacteria off of winning gladiators and coating themselves in it.I bet they even didn't suffer from crohn's disease associated flatulence as much as I do.https://t.co/790CCZpgs0
I am hearing of examples of people who've gone without needing to wipe, and my own experiences suggests it may be possible.Could the "extinction event" in our gut microbiota, perhaps driven by diet, have lead to a need to wipe? https://t.co/psp4whZJb7
"The average hunter-gatherer child through much of human evo history surely had better tracking skills & knowledge of their local [animal poop] than most educated WEIRDos today" 🤔https://t.co/MSfqJrhmJZ