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1️⃣ Kissing meditation where you lovingly smooch the fuck out of each thought. Good for when meditation feels boring because it doesn’t have to. https://t.co/3ZyC7XJmOz
2️⃣ Imagine crush meditation. Imagine your crush asking if they can fuck you every moment of the day. Let your answer be no or yes. (This is secretly Focusing on present felt senses, but we’re not calling it that.) https://t.co/YBvkoWm5B7
I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules, I’m just noticing the way the universe works man 💄🔪 https://t.co/JDQrylPMh4
3️⃣ Eroticise domesticity meditation. Taking daily activities, and finding the spaciousness within you to make them pleasurable. https://t.co/hYVVBqQBq4
Once again, I have reinvented Ms. G https://t.co/LAxUQ9ZEzi
Guest entry from a friend 4️⃣ A world in love meditation Use your imagination to your joyful will. Love people, and have the parts of your psyche that activate when you see them love you. https://t.co/a45Wsylvho
“starting to strongly suspect that a good meditation system ultimately turns you into a horny extrovert with a lot of optionality around “need for cognition.” If your meditation system does not turn you into a horny extrovert possibly return it to the store and get a new one” https://t.co/p8MJ6usgGN
I am starting to strongly suspect that a good meditation system ultimately turns you into a horny extrovert with a lot of optionality around “need for cognition.” If your meditation system does not turn you into a horny extrovert possibly return it to the store and get a new one.
Guest entry from @0th_disciple 5️⃣ Teacher-tulpa creating enhanced by a genuine appreciation for their form https://t.co/FnGm5jsG0a
reminds me of this relationship with beauty https://t.co/MoWsrF96DL
