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crazy. guess kids are just really susceptible to seasonal affective disorder https://t.co/BtIKvxRm4a
@eigenrobot Naw, this is climate change I think. /shttps://t.co/0f6TGckML8😰
@eigenrobot Or my explinatin, CO2 induces macrophage associated immune dysfunction that is mediated by diet and sunlight exposure during the summer.https://t.co/YcD6fxV3a1I really hope we start studying Hypercapnia https://t.co/wXaG4b6E90Particularly in schools. https://t.co/MfOShyEAS5
@eigenrobot Lots of stuff from before 2019 highlights increased rates in school https://t.co/bG5Q0IRybpWhich coincides with loss of recess time. Apparently we need studies https://t.co/560bCRGe6O and laws https://t.co/zoduiqzlzh to tell us to give kids time outside in fresh air.
@eigenrobot Nothing to see here. Move along folks.https://t.co/MYrYsFClic https://t.co/xFPpEdSJdA
@eigenrobot I mean, its not like we have study after study showing correlations with those immune cytokines and blood CO2 or anything.https://t.co/lDB3APIYKT
@eigenrobot Imagine the surprise when you learn that people who can't at night are more suicidalhttps://t.co/wKaKfLWNCMand there are ties between these cytokines and sleep. https://t.co/mQMOmMuzMtReally funny stuff.
@eigenrobot We can just pump them full of antidepressants! https://t.co/P31vY9Ky3GIt works on the rats.
@eigenrobot They don't need that exercise https://t.co/lpDvNG22ybthat's time wasted when they could be studying and doing homework, or watching TV.
@eigenrobot Did you know based on CDC heart issues in children are on the rise?https://t.co/XtryT0wz2fIt's so weird that heart attacks and depression correlate.https://t.co/1WKLmaWI4eMaybe they're connected.
@eigenrobot I'm not qualified to comment on this space. I just fixed a treatment resistant major depression by figuring out what was driving my immune system to make me shit myself. https://t.co/66mFnI3smx
@eigenrobot I'm working on my family's COPD next.https://t.co/qcezxZGyf8
@eigenrobot Imagine that, pollution https://t.co/3WyuZwugMF that drives immune dysfunction https://t.co/2QDWdkhyPV has more of an impact on people prone to COPD?https://t.co/hhFuskFHx3And they get a stronger response to CO2 to boot. https://t.co/wNuG5rGEnfI'm sure this just a fluke.
@eigenrobot Did you know you can just walk around with CO2 concentration monitor. Its fascinating.https://t.co/g5A1p4DBhk
@eigenrobot I just wanted know why I get sad when I am constipated.Novel theraputic target found in 2019.https://t.co/5JYRtlIFBLWhich might explain why GI issues and heart failure show up so often in autism.https://t.co/bfYStmwQDdBut this is all very hypothetical.
@eigenrobot Please ignore the thousands of years of pre-science research on this topic.https://t.co/WnF9el3QCLNone of this is a RCT done by experts.
@eigenrobot "The lung microbiome regulates brain autoimmunity"https://t.co/RS9FiTvmgwhttps://t.co/PAzc62UCvC
@ultimape I have no idea, but the algorithms just threw https://t.co/l4Rz0ywS7a into my feed, & if you go here (incognito tab, cuz cookie horror) & then click the link pointing to the journal article there, it'll legit bypass the paywall, via their sharing token BS: https://t.co/0juZBDy6eM
@eigenrobot *cough*"There is potential for Lactobacillus to be used as a possible therapeutic, however, validation of these results need to be completed before an anti-inflammatory role of Lactobacillus in COPD can be confirmed."https://t.co/rTDiTeRIhrhttps://t.co/n18GQxVdkk