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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago

I should learn DIY midwifery.

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6/25/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
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#icanhazpdf(all of it)https://t.co/Iuk81dbL9m

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6/25/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
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any good sources on historical narratives around midwifery?I just found "the midwife problem".https://t.co/TYTJg6kpur

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6/25/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
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> "It helps strengthen contractions and it is used in a compress to promote labor and help expel the afterbirth. It is also used to help regulate the menstrual cycle and ease painful menstruation and the onset of menopause."https://t.co/GJ68G4HOda

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6/25/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
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That... sounds like Black Cohosh & Ginsing.https://t.co/HtOxvy6T2HSo stuff that induces abortions also can be used to aid in pregnancy?I guess I'll be learning how to dilate a cervix.

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6/25/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
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I don't wanna list my email on here, but if you wanna share some stuff with me on keybase...https://t.co/9IYMANkZrw

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago

#icanhazpdf(all of it)https://t.co/Iuk81dbL9m

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6/25/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
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Vim & Vigorhttps://t.co/DvimR6g5x9

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago

Saponins tho."anti-protozoal and nematocidal activity, modification of ruminal microbe populations, inhibition of Gram-positive bacteria, reductions in stillbirths in swine, reduction in egg and tissue cholesterol contents, and anti-arthritic activity" https://t.co/QeikmWfJ73

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7/31/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
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more questionshttps://t.co/x5i331ONM0

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago

Thyroid-stimulating hormone seems part of how the body regulates homeostasis. I gotta figure out what burns out during pregnancy related autoimmune diseases that attack the thyroid and see if the same bacteria goes dysbiotic in PCOS associated Diabeties Type II.

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7/31/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
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Looking up natural hair pomade and I find a weird thing about castor oil inducing contractions?!https://t.co/bJjZ42FBgCWhat the fuck is wrong with me?https://t.co/FhTSQUv89S

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8/10/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
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Maybe Castor Oil can help?"When someone swallows castor oil, ricinoleic acid latches onto EP3­ molecules in smooth muscle cells on the walls of the small intestine and causes contractions, explaining castor oil’s effectiveness as a laxative."https://t.co/qKuHIVUSbx

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8/10/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
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It's amazing how toxic some plants are. Castor beans have ricin. And Cashew oil are basically burning death.https://t.co/N0XyXle0hF

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8/10/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
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Apparently cashew shell oil can be used as an anti-termite wood treatment, according to a comment on this videohttps://t.co/RfdWcNLDNg

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8/10/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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Going to fuck with everyone by claiming that I'm against Planned Parenthood and our medical system because they're anti-abortion.https://t.co/MHI0t216Og https://t.co/I1lVzEzoRQ

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8/11/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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This whole space is full of fucked ideas. Stuff that is used to help induce abortions is also super important for having a healthy pregnancy. If you're against abortion medications, you're likely unknowingly against medications that help women have successful births. Its absurd.

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8/11/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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> why abortionshttps://t.co/dNq7y5ezYl

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

@JimmyRis because there are weird parallels betwen herbal plants that improve autism/schziophrenia that seem to also help with inducing pregnancy. I think its because abortions are immune system driven phenomena - pre term pregnancy due to sickness is common in animal kingdom.

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8/11/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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I have a wearable bloodpressure monitor on my wishlist. Sadly it doesn't seem to be able to take measurements while sleeping.https://t.co/kaeNoggyhU

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago

@Evolving_Moloch It's amazing how many herbal remedies thru history, associated with midwifery, hit the smooth muscle associated pathways. Anything that improves Nitric Oxide seems to also assist with crohn's associated intestinal blood flow and brain vessel expansion. https://t.co/j3SDNVXFJp

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8/11/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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"An oocyte (UK: /ˈoʊəsaɪt/, US: /ˈoʊoʊ-/), oöcyte, ovocyte, or rarely ocyte[citation needed], is a female gametocyte or germ cell involved in reproduction. In other words, it is an immature ovum, or egg cell."https://t.co/zEgxIN8nKqhttps://t.co/8MlzPXw5MA

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

I should look into nondestructive ways to harvest eggs from various mammals. https://t.co/A667iXyBvP

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5/30/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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"novel surgical method for collecting oocytes from unique and irreplaceable mice is described. This method, surgical oocyte retrieval (SOR), facilitates the collection of ovulated oocytes, does not require euthanasia, and preserves reproductive potential."https://t.co/A8rqRztgob

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5/30/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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Huh, what if we just make them? Whoa."A step toward making human oocytes"https://t.co/5LSovwpXm9 https://t.co/OuOh4rZLzU

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5/30/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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Just make a tiny ovary. 🤯https://t.co/yGefke9VI0

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5/30/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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Some science fiction shit, this.😏 https://t.co/4ofoH5OzYV

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5/30/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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Human Seahorse

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5/30/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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Hmm. HMMM.https://t.co/nfrW8d6kNQ

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

Time to look up the immune system of spontaneous gender bending fishes just to piss everyone off.https://t.co/GwehLcvg6T

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5/30/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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https://t.co/maza2gbCkk

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5/30/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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https://t.co/15qjkJB8ee

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5/30/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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https://t.co/23LlpqQqmm

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5/30/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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I... already know how to make men lactate. Even know the herbs needed."Research has shown that male prolactin levels can also surge, according to a 2008 review on male lactation published in the journal Trends in Ecology and Evolution."https://t.co/2FbThBv5qq

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5/30/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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I don't know how to a transwoman's boobs bigger... But It seems I might be making progress toward lactation and pregnancy.https://t.co/GST50yUNkc

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eigenrobot@eigenrobotover 4 years ago

@InfosecIvy regretting having a price on my head in the unseelie court right now 😨 do we know anything about this 🤔 @ultimape?

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5/30/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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I'm an agent of chaos. :3 https://t.co/zy4NpXXuxc https://t.co/aP6J8pHvnX

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 10 years ago

It is really fun making assholes laugh by yelling back "Why so serious? U mad bro?" after they try to insult. TL;DR: I recommend green hair.

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5/30/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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Become ant, they said.Violate the social narrative, they said.https://t.co/cnAeU1L4Si

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 7 years ago

Oh wait. "genetic analysis of the gynandromorphs also discovered that one bee had 4 parents (three fathers and a mother) [...] This is the first report of a phenomena of a bee with two fathers and no mother in hymenoptera"https://t.co/MR9JTLQsfg

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5/30/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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"Endocannabinoids have been recognized as mediators of practically all reproductive events in mammals. However, little is known about the role of this system in oocyte maturation."https://t.co/RluJHvouOgneat.

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6/2/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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I bet CBG in the diet would minimize child birthing pain given how much TRPV1 is involved in the process.https://t.co/6MUYLbpvUC

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

Sprouting cannabis seeds by soaking them in water would be the way to maximize CBG content. https://t.co/k59ksw1mQJAnd CBG? well... let me tell you about "pain that prevents movement".https://t.co/Kg0btwGha3 https://t.co/Q4BUlz6Jom

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6/2/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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How does endocannabinoid system work?https://t.co/2zP4tRPRZV

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6/2/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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"Uterine transplantation, as the process is known, is a relatively new frontier in reproductive medicine."https://t.co/utrwtsgy3r

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6/6/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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"But clinical trials involving human babies are a long way off. “Anyone who tells you they are going to be doing this in two years either has a wealth of data that is not in the public domain or is being a bit sensationalist.”"https://t.co/f3OajQdpo4

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6/6/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago
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*autistic screeching noises*https://t.co/akSmU5x7vv

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7/17/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago
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Tired: Dragon Born.Wired: The Squeak shall inherit the earth.https://t.co/RVPa3kBb0n

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

For sale: Muridae oocyte, never born."a two-part system that includes incubators, nutrients and a ventilation system. The mouse embryos are placed in glass vials inside incubators, where they float in a special nutrient fluid."https://t.co/tLB90DdyCahttps://t.co/pbtWsOcFb5

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7/17/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago
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Oh neat, they actually existed!https://t.co/rSigt39NYXhttps://t.co/SdFkIkituXMade a more readable copy here:https://t.co/Avs947VUET

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7/17/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago
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It also mentions that Canada banned hybrids. Neat.https://t.co/EXD3jhiejs https://t.co/dlcO7m2rWp

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7/17/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago
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"Advances [...] have made possible the derivation of reproductively viable gametes in vitro from mice. The research on human cells suggests that in vitro gametogenesis (“IVG”) with reproductive potential may one day be possible with humans.https://t.co/MeQuJibN9aBecome ant.

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7/17/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago
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TranshumanismA Grimoire of Alchemical AgendasBy Scott de Hart, Joseph P. Farrell · 2012pg. 104ASIN: B00AJOX1IU https://t.co/Yip8APkA37

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7/17/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago
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I should get a talk show.Would anyone care to listen to me about how we can safely digest prions?https://t.co/RY7DLZrw8y

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago

I remember my mom talking to me about human animal hybrids years before Alex Jones even brought that. I'm sitting there snickering because I've known about that stuff since gradeschool, and understood the basics of gentics since before we even had classes on the stuff.

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7/17/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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Become Ant.https://t.co/3F1kWp4BnN

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

The second step for humans to lay eggs is to develop a cloaca. The third step for humans to lay eggs is to study the echidna.Humans are larviparous. No one talks about this. https://t.co/GHCx2TYNNs

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12/28/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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Yes.https://t.co/kF7zbf7WH6

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5/5/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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A traveling midwife probably makes more money than a traveling nurse.https://t.co/27nosOlRkK

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago

A quick look online suggest that a midwife charges upwards of $5000 on top of about $800 in supplies.IMHO, the real issue here that no one really notices is the difficulty of having insurance pay for midwives.https://t.co/p2GTX3GITp

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5/5/2022