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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago

A monkey sits in the conductor seat of a train, trying to figure out how to make it stop.In flailing, gives engine so much fuel that oxygen can't keep up; flooding engine. Train slowly stops.Eureka! Cries monkey. How to stop the train.🙈🙉🙊https://t.co/dBrtgKfnJU

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 9 years ago

"like trying to change your engine oil by opening a can and pouring it all over the engine block" https://t.co/WsNWmTZia5

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Please help, my engine is dying.

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I don't have a license. But even I know you can shift the gears to a different state to create internal friction to slow down the car while in a situation where you don't have breaks.The train is on an incline and the monkey doesn't understand friction. https://t.co/MThPs9xXUH https://t.co/UsfpcKaIze

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago
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The monkey doesn't even know to ask what kind of train it is.https://t.co/oBtdEOEviw

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago
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Do you understand how train work?https://t.co/XzQbZYzvXf

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago
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I'm over here laughing that people assume tesla valves work outside of a pulse based high turbulence situations.https://t.co/3SESBYdnxR

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago
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If you want a diodic valve to act under laminar flow conditions, you'll want something entirely different looking.https://t.co/faQRAmpNzs

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago
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That thing was built for a very unique use case: inside of a high pressure piston based apparatus https://t.co/J3Hob3obPiEveryone takes the thing out of context and tests it without understanding why it works.https://t.co/i9IHkrRQhoIt is maddening.

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago
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Anyway, if you wanna do anything interesting with microfluics, I recommend watching Integza and MrTeslonian to understand how it works at a macroscale.Me? I just imagine what ant/termite gasses/pheromones would do under hot+cold variation thru the day. https://t.co/ynf6wI9wsq

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UltimApe@ultimape• about 6 years ago

Apparently I have to know how to do math to figure that out."second formula gives an expression of the ratio of the drag force actually sensed by the ball falling in an infinite medium to that in the Stokes limit as a function of Reynolds number alone."https://t.co/do5e3mbClv

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago
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Did you know that there is something analogous to the "Ground Effect" that occurs more violently at a layer very close to the ground? It's basically caused by the ground heating up, creating a boundary layer effect akin to this sand valve phenomena. https://t.co/SpX8WjDyC3

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UltimApe@ultimape• about 8 years ago

"sand layer does act something like a check valve holding the water back [...] then letting the excess pass through"https://t.co/Ce8Ae9GWhd

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago
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I really like paper air planes and oscillatory motions caused by interactions at fluid boundaries as they hit different turbulent flow sweet spots.https://t.co/RcLacnl1H0

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago
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I was painting paper airplanes black and accounting for the humidity and cloud cover.As I child I was predicting the weather just to better fly paper airplanes.https://t.co/W9kM1jgzSR

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 8 years ago

I'd got so bored in my classes; could fold a certain paper plane perfectly, w/ my eyes closed. Could predict how it'd fly by paper texture.

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago
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I was coating paper in fine soot from a fireplace because it was the lightest black material I could get access to. Quickly realized I could mix it with tree oils to impregnant the paper *AND* get water proofing for damp grass landings.https://t.co/8UCN6iUOZw

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago

Apparently the way that lampblack is made is very particular, all the more-so if you're trying to use it to make authentic Chinese fireworks.https://t.co/mfP15S5IaQ

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago
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Doesn't everyone live in the woods and learn how to make firecrackers out of birch bark to scare away animals and hide mosquitoes? SMHhttps://t.co/dHnku7kLAQ

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 7 years ago

I lived in the woods for a few months as a child while my family went homeless.Things are aligning quite nicely.https://t.co/NlxquR7HLo

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago
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Everyone wants to make stuff out of motors and gears.https://t.co/H2AAPObFGQ

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago
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I wanna move water with farts.https://t.co/oBbEDQYor8

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

There was a tube full of fart bubbles at the The Montshire Museum of Science. They let you play with a dial. I wanted to make my own.https://t.co/4oF7wctDjAI grew up blowing bubbles in chocolate milk.

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago
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Bubble go up.How do we increase the ability of boundary layers to form in water? We can decrease it be degassing. So how can we get more air trapped in the water?https://t.co/fksyEDvuc4

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago

Trying to sleep, when I see a video about mixing water and oil together without an emulsifier.It turns out dissolved gas molecules have an impact on oil mixing.So if taking air out (degassing) causes more mixing, what happens if you aerate?https://t.co/1HFNeUpSoj

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago
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Is there something like Alka-Seltzer's bubbling that is reversible somehow?Storing energy as bubbles trapped in calcium, maybe?https://t.co/Ps1B7b4QAo

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago
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Do you ever investigate formic acid and vinegar production and its interaction with rocks?Rocks are everywhere, and not a drop to drink.https://t.co/GbDaASDBM4

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago

If you want to test the impact of using high-heat + acid to degrade silicates and calcium's from rock samples, please be sure that you know the expansion co-efficient of the acids you boil in an instant pot. Also note that you'll likely destroy the liner.https://t.co/G2J7SZhm87

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Tired: fizzy lifting drinksWired: Pop rock powered energy harvestingInpsired: Mentos and Coke, but using 3d printing to generate nucleation sites.Oh hey, someone did that already.https://t.co/4kRIs67CZg

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago
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"Results indicate that use of a solar thermal system with long-duration storage of either thermomechanical or direct thermal energy (molten draw salt) is probably not justified when compared to the use of coal-fired boilers for steam generation. However"https://t.co/xTaksib2rb

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I dream of machines.https://t.co/q7pZaPuArP

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago

So... @AnyTechnology applies the AirZooka vortex idea to implement a repulser.Fun to think the ideas I write about in my threads are plausible.https://t.co/Br9lMGXX9o

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 4 years ago
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Autonomous Ekranoplans. Uses ground effect. https://t.co/m8DSObwtRu

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 4 years ago
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That Ekranoplane was made in collaboration with the guy behind the drone bote https://t.co/UOkGqakHjP

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago

Youtube is showing me Drone Botes now. https://t.co/Xhbi1D1WU9

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Cool idea. We already use various distance sensors in consumer drones to help keep it at a known height above the ground. Putting it in a ground effect plane is a great transposition.https://t.co/82ZzI3F2oG

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 4 years ago
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Boat + hydrofoil = poor hovercraftBoat + ground effect wing = better hovercraftHovercraft + wing = funny looking plane that can hover on water.https://t.co/QLzmES2y0e

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UltimApe@ultimape• about 9 years ago

Views of mental differences: artificially categorical. Hovercraft, Plane, Boat, Bike, Car, Truck, Bus, Train. No. https://t.co/dkZzqW0THY

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 4 years ago
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If water make boat slow, avoid the water.https://t.co/1kgDctQ7vF

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