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the year is 2037. 60% of american adults identify as metatransmen. the country has never been so fucking ripped and the company that owns the patents on testosterone is rich. instead of suing them we throw a tickertape parade for the executives
@eigenrobot The year is 2038. Having successfully cornered the market on testosterone production, the anti-soy boy meme ripples thru society. Soy market plummets and all production of synthetic testoterone stops.Dependent on artificial sources, the bodies of these men do not self adjust https://t.co/OtAxxydpRZ
@eigenrobot They all die from immune related heart problems as all other sources of synthetic testosterone area also derived from plants that have functioning estrogen/testosterone pathways and no one understand how this stuff works.https://t.co/mm2KuTMPmd
@eigenrobot 2039, right as my predictions come to fruition, we are forced to use artificial insemination and external gestation, as on the last few remaining fertile males are lost, and female regulation of smooth muscle tissue is similar destroyed as a side effect.https://t.co/dHEuaTiSGw
@coyote_cares @eigenrobot I'd say by 20 years out we'll have selection for personalized microbiomes + bacteria that produce that kind of protein affecting development trajectories.We become ants, modulating castes thru exogenisis and nutrient brine. Embryos just one aspect.https://t.co/OPBTVVHUcI
@eigenrobot Prophecy https://t.co/b0RopulzdQ
@eigenrobot I've had someone cite this to me in response to me saying how red wine can improve testosterone levels. https://t.co/4xbcTJzdWPThey were a cis male.They assumed that b/c it does something interesting to hormone regulation in a fem PCOS setting, that it does that to everyone.
@eigenrobot The world is ruled by expert amatures. You can sell them anything if you can convince them it would help them compete with their mimetic rivals.https://t.co/ckYqy7FGZjWould you care for this Testosterone Supplement I found? https://t.co/Z98rswPCMW
@eigenrobot Ya'll got any of them Neurosteroids?https://t.co/66ixTUyqtmhttps://t.co/MadK7LMaJP https://t.co/V3J8gLNVna
@eigenrobot We are overcorrecting for a problem that we've modeled wrong.https://t.co/jUpWpRr8OB
@eigenrobot And the train isn't slowing down.https://t.co/aQAz51aKaJ
A monkey sits in the conductor seat of a train, trying to figure out how to make it stop.In flailing, gives engine so much fuel that oxygen can't keep up; flooding engine. Train slowly stops.Eureka! Cries monkey. How to stop the train.šššhttps://t.co/dBrtgKfnJU