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@eigenrobot @simplic10 Sonic Says: If plants didn't want to get fucked by bees, why did they start releasing compatible pheromones to aid in their sexual reproduction strategies?https://t.co/WJaqPq9xe3

@eigenrobot @simplic10 All my best ideas are made by arbitrarily applying human moral primitives from the perspectives of insects.Up until know, I had only been applying power in the context of kink and S&M. I never thought to stretch it directly to consent norms in society.https://t.co/KDEeyzRHKH

@eigenrobot @simplic10 I don't wanna be the guy who talks about consent among insects and plants.I'm only comfortable with talking about cannibalism.https://t.co/bRvGQ516jw

@eigenrobot @simplic10 I wondered today if cicadas are attracted to certain trees more because the old sick trees are consenting to being killed so they can be used to fertilize young saplings and help light up the forest floor. In context of the blight of the American chestnut. https://t.co/kPHHn8pZYX

@eigenrobot @simplic10 Things get really weird when you start applying these arguments to animal husbandry practices. People fuck animals all the time. We just don't call it that.https://t.co/ZwWpSgvydo

"when the Kansas legislature voted to prohibit criminal sodomy in 2010, it did not intend to ban artificial insemination. But the letter of Kansas’s law—which would weigh heavily in an actual court case, particularly with a textualist court—is unambiguous"https://t.co/yjo8r1loxx

@eigenrobot @simplic10 I wanna masturbate plants and listen to them sing in pleasure.https://t.co/Yve8QxLktk

@eigenrobot @simplic10 I mean, just digging into that idea alone has netted"Water-hungry tobacco appears to make louder sounds than cut tobacco, for example."Thus showing my idea of creating a meshnet of sensors for farming might actually be quite useful.https://t.co/4i5DPURWZ6

I wanna listen to plants"Although Khait and his colleagues only looked at tomato and tobacco plants, they believe other plants may make sounds when stressed too. In a preliminary study, they also recorded ultrasonic sounds from a spiny pincushion cactus"https://t.co/BNEdHDaInn