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Brought to you by the shocking revelation that if I was dating myself, it is so horrible my entire inner monologue for most of my life has almost entirely been about how competently I’m doing in one part of my life or a other. https://t.co/JQBk1oh9oh

I don’t CARE anymore. I know that’s what our relationship was about and what you thought it was about, but now I just wanna hang out with you and peace ✌️ You can take care of the doing yourself. Attention is intimacy. I got you. All this babble anw https://t.co/kXlARBMrNV

Literally if your brain is a nag and all you ever think about when you’re with yourself is all the work you have to do are you at all surprised you don’t wanna spend time with yourself and wanna do it on your phone instead? Be the bf/gf of your own life.