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some of my friends tweet about X every day and find that X people increasingly follow them I tweet about Y every day and find that Y people increasingly follow me The magic of twitter is you get what you talk about, so be thoughtful and strategic about what you want to receive
You can’t just tweet “cash money dolla dolla bills fuck yea” and get money that way. It’s like a slightly mischievous genie who wants to mess with you. You’ll just get *other* “cash money” guys in your mentions. See how it works?
relevant oglaf https://t.co/TLukc2sf4X
Eg of a tweet that summons what it describes An inverse tweet might be something like “I enjoy hearing from sane, thoughtful voices” either way, you receive more of what you summon https://t.co/RqMnvo0PJv
thread continued here in Tony Hawk's Word Magic https://t.co/6tabXPKmws
I’m gonna get weirdly solemn and serious about this: By repeating the “people say I remind them of Tony Hawk” story several times, Tony has set into motion an old and powerful magic that now summons people to contribute to the story, reinforcing it https://t.co/JpB1XmfNHw
Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don’t you just put it down. Idiot Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah