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UltimApe@ultimape• about 5 years ago

I was promised flying cars, and all I got was a world wide telecommunication network consisting of homeopapes that compete to feed me a steady stream of crowd-sourced algorithmic propaganda custom tailored to ensure my engagement with advertisers.

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7/17/2020
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UltimApe@ultimape• about 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

https://t.co/joEd7Zbe9S

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7/17/2020
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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Tractors are just big robotic exosuits. Fite me.https://t.co/4YXU0dwNKt

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12/9/2020
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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

When I grow up, I wanna be a cyberpunk; illegally modifying neuro-hardware to repair them for people who don't have health insurance.https://t.co/P6h9ERFTHb

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 6 years ago

I'm living a cyberpunk novel. Buying products on a computer, having a system of networked couriers transport said items to my house. I open them up and proceed to hack and disable corporate surveillance subsystems, working on building my own when I can't. https://t.co/DvjpCAMPqq

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12/9/2020
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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Imagine being labeled a public menace for selling unlicensed medical hardware.https://t.co/jwVsWCLJYH

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 5 years ago

Hack your own E-Stethoscope for remotely accessing lung issues.https://t.co/sAEP8q9puy(h/t https://t.co/Xw9WCoyX3p )

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12/9/2020
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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

It's 2077, and people are writing think pieces about how people in poverty are being oppressed on the basis that their neural implants are giving them seizures, but can't afford implant-insurance.https://t.co/wHS0USdlZ8

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 6 years ago

I think about AI pets dying because a company drops support.https://t.co/PcjAGmUuHa

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12/9/2020
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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Are you sick of hackers reverse engineering your trade secret using deep learning, so that they can repair people's bootleg prosthetics? For only a $10,000 + a yearly service fee, we provide an anti-RNN protection service. The only state approved outfit!https://t.co/KKA3ZTuv4o

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UltimApe@ultimape• about 7 years ago

I'm imagining tarbombs hidden inside of code that trigger deep learning algos crashing, and being unstopable from preventing due to halting problems... thus leading to the exact quote here about implanting targeted 'bugs' https://t.co/s1qT62y1xv

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12/9/2020
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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

We're the only outfit that has been certified to work with authorized 'right to repair' service technicians. We totally aren't acting as a front to secure our consumer IP being used in military grade hardware & state sponsored surveillance.https://t.co/6BXrtXBmsi

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 6 years ago

My personal threat model doesn't include state level actors. However as my interests in DIY medical also overlap with concerns about HIPAA and GDPR, the kinds of hacks that governments can do are potentially threats with respect to health care data mining.https://t.co/LPRNFO9EFf

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12/9/2020
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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

"...to uncover the extent to which laws in general, and two specific legal regimes in particular – medical devices and intellectual property (ā€œIPā€) - are sensitive to, or appropriately reflect, the reality of persons who use these particular extensions."https://t.co/bv3vU5J6Xw

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12/9/2020
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UltimApe@ultimape• about 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Neat, @Timcast just talked about ragebait being spread on social media to inundate people with algorithmic psychosis.So true. It used to be limited to fake news sites trying to get adrev and clicks. Now it's become a huge force to societal control.https://t.co/OReHGeXABy

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7/24/2021
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UltimApe@ultimape• about 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

It's amazing to hear a popular figure reiterating the concerns I've been talking about for years.https://t.co/5bIFtuxf9h

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago

Propaganda. A Thread of Threads. https://t.co/ePR3sAaPWr

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7/24/2021
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UltimApe@ultimape• about 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

#hardfartshttps://t.co/yBkV742p4o

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UltimApe@ultimape• about 7 years ago

"Bitcoin kinda... breaks your brain."https://t.co/L2EslBBTMq

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7/24/2021
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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Simple Solution.https://t.co/gJXMlrPRvA

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11/26/2022
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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Simple solution.https://t.co/BfYdOx4bYP

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 5 years ago

"What does the want of an unfiltered linear feed mean? What are people really asking for when they ask for that? What pain are they solving for when they make this request?" https://t.co/WRG2JZbROl

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11/26/2022
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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

After I solve humanities fertility problem, I'm gonna go work for twitter.https://t.co/aDLV5LCPvM

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 9 years ago

@jack @randileeharper If you need help with #12, I'll move to SF for a couch and a supply of soylent.

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11/26/2022
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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Hopefully by the time I am ready for doing that, it'll be working with @ protocol and be activity pub compatible.https://t.co/J5fUO2tECS

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UltimApe@ultimape• about 9 years ago

@wikileaks I want to: https://t.co/lJlPEPi0jG@jack, I will work for @twitter for soylent and a place to sleep/work in this. Not joking.

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11/26/2022