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1. I would like to know more about *rolls dice* octopodes today. https://t.co/OUYteONoMO
2. These neurotypicals use so many words. https://t.co/rYudTcDg7X
3. It's not that I don't like you, 45 minutes is actually a really long time for me to spend at a party. It's just that I really need to get home to my *rolls dice* Dwarf Fortress game. https://t.co/TWqYgKKS7o
4. *rips bong* https://t.co/cckdIeJgBF
5. Did someone say they wanted to know more about *rolls dice* travel in South America? I happen to maintain several wikipedia pages and a subreddit on the topic... https://t.co/QCBjD3oBSN
6. I did a thing today and I'm tired, that means I don't have to do another thing today. Ask me about your thing tomorrow, or maybe never. https://t.co/175LVU5igT
7. *reading* https://t.co/wVBoJfYdPl
8. Preparing to ask a neurotypical a question, trying to anticipate all the ways that the interaction could go wrong. https://t.co/v0djw518R4
9. That thing that you just said? It's wrong and it doesn't make sense. It would be better if you sai-- hey, where are you going? https://t.co/LOuUlDc4v6
10. *spends forever just touching a nice texture* https://t.co/DpF6h67LmR
11. This thing reminds of that thing in a way that nobody will understand if I try to explain it so I'm just going to enjoy this secret symmetry quietly. https://t.co/GrwuaiYXW7
12. You mean I have to solve the Food Problem again today? I just ate yesterday! Argh! https://t.co/yPdrJDLdmd
13. The twitter app moved a button. https://t.co/xwQ5iAmj46
14. These neurotypicals aren't using nearly enough words. https://t.co/LR0zfG4MKJ
15. Who DARES to disrupt my ROUTINE?! https://t.co/mNzfJpfOid
16. Have you ever, like, reeeeeeally thought about *rolls dice* words and how they work? https://t.co/RFwqSzY1PE
17. I really, really need you to stop talking. Right now. I'm trying to look at this *rolls dice* bug. https://t.co/BwQngVBJ27
18. I can't wait to eat the same thing for dinner tonight that I had last night and the night before that! https://t.co/58dBdBUQVz
19. You just gave me WAY too many details and I have no idea which ones I was supposed to be treating as important and which ones were just you making mouth sounds. https://t.co/2MlSPsKPIP
20. I would prefer not to. https://t.co/YI4O5Z2M8Q
21. ARGH FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT ANGRY https://t.co/5bdqJFDGFl
22. I'd like to apologize for getting angry. I didn't realize how upset I was until afterwards. I didn't mean to yell. https://t.co/xKS2Ic50cE
23. That satisfaction that comes from remembering to wear your noise canceling headphones when a siren roars past. https://t.co/WTGpqyFqi6
24. Well, I tried, but this person is committed to misunderstanding me so I'm going to stop explaining myself now. https://t.co/N6DmBvw1D9
25. Meeting a fellow neurodivergent weirdo in the wild and immediately recognizing a kinship as you exchange information. https://t.co/Vpty2GNsov
