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me: [squints] good morning- my brain: ah, excellent, you’re up. inquiring minds want to know: how many people does it take on average to rip another person in half? using a tug-of-war system, no pulleys me: what the fuck brain: well? me: ok ok let me make a coffee first
me: [making coffee] do we like have any responsibilities or commitments or anything? what’s on my calendar? brain: absolutely not, the only thing we need to know is the precise mechanics of human dismemberment narrator: this seems unlikely
well ok first of all “half” is not quite achievable via pulling, because you’ll rip people’s limbs out of their sockets before you get to their torso brain: very well. how much strength to rip off limbs? https://t.co/7rq7zQhHkT
huh, apparently even horses struggle to do it https://t.co/Etb1j90HeL
a motorcycle accident will do it though https://t.co/JS7hzG2WRv
