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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago

Tools for Thought:Thomas Edison's Laboratory Desk Henry O. Studley's ToolboxSome random bridge that Bill Hamilton decided to carve math into.Lukasa boardsTotem PolesWorry StonesFidget CubesDanceDiceCasting LotsTarot CardsSticks https://t.co/Okxm8hLtGm

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Guy HAS FINISHED WRITING THE BOOK (BETA)@nosilvervabout 5 years ago

have "Tools for Thought" always been a category? is it new? did roam start it? https://t.co/tQn4vJKXOS

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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Dance is good. I like dance. I can't dance.https://t.co/nPGihCnJl0

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9/1/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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Sticks are weird. Hard to imagine civilization without access to sticks of some sort.https://t.co/CU2tnbkgn8

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9/1/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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I used to mix my blood with some charcoal and write on stones I found by the river, or birch bark.I was taught some fucked up things as a child.https://t.co/93fnnVc0Sh

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9/1/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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I think it's interesting that publications from 1917 have DOI numbers now.https://t.co/g7olfAjBf4

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9/1/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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I've used Org-mode (released 2003)Agilix Gobinder (released 2005)OneNote (released 2012)I wanna use TempleOS like Wolfram Notebooks.Human+Tool Computational substraits tho.https://t.co/KocDYZzjre

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago

Humans as collaborative note taking vessels."Notes on paper, or a computer screen [...] do not make [...] intellectual endeavors easier, they make it possible"Neuroethics and the Extended Mind, Neil Levy 2011https://t.co/DLK4oyXH14https://t.co/GxNmkhYe6P

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9/1/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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I am writing ideas into your head as you write your ideas into mine.https://t.co/dzBaVgWFgC

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9/1/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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Patterns of information are everywhere, ape encoded cryptically.https://t.co/3PLc5Tw2eb

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago

Creating new words is hard. Every word I speak is a new word. As each mind I use is a new mind.You are never stepping in the same river twice.Your mind flows like a river, constantly evolving.As a idea change your brain, your brain changes the idea.https://t.co/OE21ogDo2B

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9/1/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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Do you know what was once competition to index cards?Stone ('slate') Tablets and Chalk.Clay and sticks.Sewing patterns of flesh using twine and leather.Fancy basket weaving techniques.Literally just laying different shaped sticks on the ground.https://t.co/bGL4cjoX7c

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago

Fighting Word,Fighting word never changes.https://t.co/s3UTGmGYNE https://t.co/XmwMp3264c

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9/1/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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I found a rain forest tribe that uses a bunch of weirdly balanced leave tied together to communicate passively.Using sticks is really common actually.Some might call them pencils.https://t.co/3kGazgrE9K

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9/1/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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You can communicate quite a lot with a brick, depending on how you use it.You can throw it thru a window, build an shrine, or embed 'moon type' in it with a stamp fashion out of a stick.https://t.co/H4jyXOz2di

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9/1/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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Some of our communications with bricks are entire buildings.I don't think it's as much of a metaphor as people think when a building is said to be "making a statement".In the bible, there was talk about building a big middle finger to god.https://t.co/FIwaY2nPn0

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago

@unormal @zackyvey @clever_metaname Looking up "Licklider" to explore 'tools for thought'.Stumbled upon a neat tangent:https://t.co/FCfq4Voq61

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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Someone found a stone that suggests that middle finger was based on a real structure.https://t.co/v4UZ6ONkQh

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9/1/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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"19th-century American inventor Thomas Edison also focused some of his creative energy on writing instruments. He developed an electric pen, an early example of a copy machine."https://t.co/nbcGvTBxMF

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9/12/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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Thomas Edison Invented mechanical tattooing machine to embed ink on paper, called it an electric pen.https://t.co/VfXUZVvJwsSomeone realized you could use it on flesh, and modern tattooing ensued. https://t.co/YwrZ0pd0RV

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9/12/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago
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Killing an animal with a sharp pointy stick. Carving off a layer of flesh using a sharp stick. Tanning this hide with the shavings of a a big stick. Tattoo'ing ink made from burnt sticks onto the leather using a bundle of sharp sticks. Attach it to a tall stick. Call it a flag.

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11/13/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago
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Sticks are weird.Hard to imagine civilization without access to sticks of some sort. https://t.co/p6PtX9ZZgF

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago

A stick that you sit on that acts as a conveyance between two sides of a river. A boat? An impromptu bridge.https://t.co/5jlMxCXFIG

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11/13/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago
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Tired: Rectangle VisionWired: Sticks all the way down.https://t.co/VqxSrc2uY0

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I want to have a self-refilling robotic ink stick.https://t.co/nwcyV9SNSq

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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Ya'll got any of them automated mathematical sticks used to track debt?https://t.co/cj2UCTGUCE

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

Tally stick based contracts can be construed as ways to secure trust dynamics of debt. https://t.co/MhRgsIDRm7Romans may have used wax, "tabula rasa" referencing erasing logs of debt(?) & "mensarii" were responsible for testing and distributing currency.https://t.co/EJo1wJKBHu

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4/20/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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Me: "I want you to love me so much I gotta beat you off with a stick.... not like that!🤭"GF: "Wasn't that in Tales of the Otori? a wooden dildo given to the captive girl used to create a contract between the leaders? 😇"Me: "What era was that set? 🤔"https://t.co/JPf0imwvme https://t.co/sWMMEW9HxW

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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Fucking sticks, amirite?https://t.co/TLEf6sb59nFascinating how early usage of sticks-as-sex-aid was to reinforce societal norms around when was the appropriate time to procreate and sync up with seasonal rhythms. https://t.co/KDZ11UbWIM

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4/20/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."https://t.co/qhAPspqBtY

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4/20/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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Khakkharas are cool.Big powerful magical sticks. https://t.co/Y3282PoqEphttps://t.co/M3rnDCVvnH https://t.co/zXt5fyJ8gS

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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Tired: The pen is mightier than the swordWired: Conquering the world with a sharpened metal stick.Inspired: Teaching allegories about sorcery and manipulation magicks using a funny game of Poohsticks.https://t.co/FhxomWx7nf

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 8 years ago

Egregore are like playing pooh sticks w/ ideas. Every once in a while an entire freaking donkey comes out otherside & no one knows why.

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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Uniform Stick making device made out of sticks.https://t.co/aUhogrx8E2

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4/20/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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🤣https://t.co/2qepuR0Pi5

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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Good summary of modern "tools for thought" zeitgiest.https://t.co/2ygFKGPFzm

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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I am also influenced by that space of ideas.https://t.co/ceXM69ABGP

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago

I've been channeling Howard Rheingold's thinking for a while it seems.Networks of note takers consuming information. Stigmergy based cognition?https://t.co/h4t8hwAJq7https://t.co/2gjdfN20Rn

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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Though I am not familiar with the actual cannon, most of my learnings are indirect. I prefer to find what influenced Alan Kay's thinking than think of him as a hero.https://t.co/CNhKGlOZ7C

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago

"if we succeed in making an intergalactic network (internet) then our main problem will be learning to communicate with aliens, [J.C.R. Licklider] meant this in the biggest possible way and I don't have time to really explain it, it's really interesting."https://t.co/RZDaS5cCTq

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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"Cultures without writing are referred to as ‘non-literate’, but their identity should not be associated with what they don’t do, but rather with what they do from necessity when there is no writing to record their knowledge." https://t.co/469SD6ZjVF

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5/3/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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"Human memory emerges from the way our neurons interact; the memory of the ant colony, if we can comprehend such a thing, emerges from the way its inhabitants interact."https://t.co/3iiaMc3UMT

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5/3/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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"A thesis is presented that the basic operational principle of the brain is to process each input in relation to thecontext in which it occurs—in space and time."The brain is a context machine.https://t.co/76poM8vvrI

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5/3/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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Licking operant conditioning's taint."Our work questions the dominant view that equates value with reward, showing how a change in goals triggers a reorganization of the neural representation of value, enabling flexible behavior."https://t.co/licj47ww4m

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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"Together, our findings demonstrate that place cell remapping allows an animal to simultaneously identify its physical location and optimally estimate the identity of the environment."https://t.co/J0QjKyEIXZ

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5/3/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Encoding information in art and architecture. Passing it on to the next generation to keep the ideas warm.https://t.co/eX4u8yqbi0

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5/3/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago
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I found a DIY Dildo video that goes into details.https://t.co/hmzLoF1qq3Thinking about attaching it to a drone now.Thanks.https://t.co/jZRrOb16cS

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8/1/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago
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Drawing funny maths about imaginary numbers with a stick, while Circuit Bending BMO to do a jam sesh with some friends.https://t.co/NarG554X8WIs this a tool for thought? https://t.co/0oIQIsulv2

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8/26/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago
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Playing with toys in unintended ways."Circuit bending is the creative (and often experimental) process of taking apart old, battery-powered toys and synthesizers and fiddling around with the inner components to have them make unintended and new sounds."https://t.co/vtQmrE3O7m

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

A wooden rolling pin with meme dioramas carved in them would be a fun stick to beat dead horses with.https://t.co/tgrvuN1GVe

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 4 years ago

What if we had reconfigurable cylindrical seals, so we could make movable-type using Ancient Sumerian meme copy/paste techniques? https://t.co/EfxtZHZWRw

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 4 years ago
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That, or to make cookies out of.

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12/12/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I was ranting about paleontologists misgendering extinct giant plausibly lesbian bears in a nsfw discord channel tonight.Now I'm wondering if they jousted.https://t.co/Llhpxl10qdhttps://t.co/iiuPbNrsyK

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

1) yes they have baculum. You can buy replicas online.2) the boars can also sometimes have spikey bits on their phallus3) you have to clean the males sometimes 🤮4) this makes them shreik like when you pet them5) this video is not safe for workhttps://t.co/GA6w1tRLHg

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1/15/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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"studied a collection of penis bones from an extinct species of bear in Spain.Compared with today's bears, this ancient creature, named Indarctos arctoides, had a surprisingly large penis bone that suggests it had infrequent but long-lasting sex sessions"https://t.co/YQvQSK2RV5

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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"*Interesting: Some believe that the “rib” in the biblical creation story is a mistranslation of a biblical Hebrew euphemism for baculum, and it was the bone removed from Adam to create woman explaining its absence in humans but presence in other primates"https://t.co/UdF26O9mtU

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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Sticks made out of bear boners, lol."Sexual Symbol or Domestic Tool? The Use of Bear Bacula - an Assessment of the Archaeological and Ethnological Record"https://t.co/A6KKu6z17r

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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"Noteworthy is their ubiquitous significance in protecting women against infertility. As with tools,this might be related to their assumed property of giving the owner the power and strength to ease potency." Oh that's familiar. https://t.co/PqqslHoPzT

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

Anyway, my prediction is that the ancient Egyptians traded in bear bile to help promote fertility and reduce diabetes, and the idea that Taweret is a hippo is just a misunderstanding.https://t.co/SKfHEXTxml

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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"One pound of polar bear liver — a fist-sized chunk and barely a meal — can contain 9 million units of vitamin A." https://t.co/9BcQKfcyR0Whoa https://t.co/NuBeLFRmEH

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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"Equally bad is trichinosis, a parasitic disease contracted by eating the raw or undercooked [...] Symptoms can include fever, muscle pain and fatigue, as well as inflammation of the heart muscle, lungs or brain, which have led to a few deaths."Familiarhttps://t.co/BvQzak8Bo5

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago

The Salem Witch Trials, where those young girls who went rigid and had spasm? It was probably someone raped them and they had Trichomoniasis. The 'witch-cakes' would be a 'voodoo' tradition to test for infection.https://t.co/tei4BLQABN

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I'm sure... the liver's production of bile has nothing to do with fertility rituals involving the penis bone of an animal associated with fertility across cultures.https://t.co/uK96FjKVxl

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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Funny looking ink pen is able to eject ink in places.https://t.co/ZPQGcZ438s

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1/15/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

What happens if you fix your bile function and restore missing vitamin A in the liver?https://t.co/OMA7c6OkC4

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

I wonder what synthetic bear bile tastes like.https://t.co/31ovQ3ziTE

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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Did you know that copper and vitamin A are related?Its fascinating to think that dysfunctional Vitamin A metabolism leads to NAFLD.https://t.co/6khjzaRhScIn my western society that shuns organ meats?Well, I never!https://t.co/jxoGLPh9BQ

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago

@Grimhood I find it interesting that Wilson's disease manifests with copper often being a result of a liver function problem. https://t.co/gx1aHqw6J0It's often a misdiagnosed as NAFLDhttps://t.co/eFRKWdToav and the connections with obesity/insulin/liver function fascinate me. https://t.co/vNucQy37Eq

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Man, those disparate & disconnected societies all honing in on the same fertility ritual must have all had the same delusion or something. Surely there's no medical association with bear bile and fertility? They just worshiped bear dick bones because of Freud or something. Right?

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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What is going on here?"We demonstrate that fertility is an important factor in fatty liver damage of NAFLD with insulin resistance, suggesting that estrogen may exacerbate nonalcoholic steatohepatitis."https://t.co/vast9T8pKB

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1/15/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I can rant about ancient bear penises in a NSFW discord and suddenly I'm back on my bullshit.Thinking about how many of my GF's symptoms circle around smooth muscle tissue.https://t.co/kiTZceIMRF

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago

What if I told you that all of this research is promulgated on a hypothesis that I can cure my girlfriend's type 2 diabetes thru diet by using various terpenes to bias her microbiome... and all this about dicks is proxy research to hormone-microbe ties.https://t.co/zZ9obc2BGY

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I'm over here playing with my tools for thought, and suddenly an idea just ejaculates all over the keyboard. I'm sorry.https://t.co/Q3fV8RZu6W

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago

Might make your dick work by aiding in vasculature repair, or at least stop cortisol induced insulin spikes from furthering stress induced exacerbations on diabetes and plausibly dementia (via improving blood flow in the brain).https://t.co/k2VqnUiYHK

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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the GF went to the doctor to get her blood platelet count checked today. She also told me she had to pee a lot.That's a diabetic symptom that I am weary of because of blood sugar causing kidneys to malfunction.

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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But unlike paleontologist and anthropologists and many doctors, I actually listen to women. We deduced it may just be her mensural cycle."The effects of the menstrual cycle on respiratory symptoms in the general population have not been well studied."https://t.co/AlkFC2ZTv2

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Figured out that the same chemicals that drive expulsion from the uterus also probably trigger sympathetic muscle contractions in other areas with a high level of smooth muscle (like the bladder).https://t.co/lHoK5QAzxb

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Still makes me worried tho, because the same mental model also predicts a mechanism for heart disease risk.https://t.co/EfIOMBQEGx

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1/15/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

There's a really gross pun here about anointing people with a magic wand.https://t.co/wipp3bWWgO

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

@balajis @The_Lagrangian @almostlikethat What's the deal with bear dick-bones being associated with fertility (anti-diabetes?) and health? It shows up in TCM and Native American lore. Dismissed as magic and ritual belief.https://t.co/4kC8PDayxT

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Grab your wand and shake it like you mean it.https://t.co/pX9qahEMgP

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

@djinnius @QueenOfTheWilis I traced the magic wand metaphor back thru history to an stick that was used to spread herbal infused oils and honeys onto the sick.funny looking pixie dust🐝

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Something something dickwater.https://t.co/4YjQpitoTb

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

@suchaone τοῦτο γάρ ἐστιν “τὸ αἷμά” μου “τῆς διαθήκης” τὸ περὶ πολλῶν ἐκχυννόμενον εἰς ἄφεσιν ἁμαρτιῶνhttps://t.co/MaoELNfb7z

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Sufficiently advanced metaphor and euphemistic puns are indistinguishable from Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.https://t.co/6PwgVTf4K4

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago

@visakanv I think he translated the Sumerian word for 'water of life wrong". Imagine how much more progress he could have made had he not been using gallons of horse urine and instead used semen or beer. I can' even tell if he fermented the urine to get ammonia.

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Why am I thinking about water of life? The idea was on the tip-of-my-tongue."The vitamin A content of human spermatozoa is much lower than that reported for rabbit spermatozoa but approximately equal to that of bull spermatozoa."https://t.co/yPtaDPUoNLhttps://t.co/q4RnpV7yIP

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago

Huh, I wonder what vitamins are in Semen...Sure enough. ~3% Zinc?Oh and Zinc seems to play a role in smell/taste issues.https://t.co/e5FkW05uhv

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I gotta spit these ideas out, they taste nasty.https://t.co/gnTra0Xa2c

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

Invest in electric cow buttplugs to sodomize bulls to harvest semen on a blockchain with smart contracts!The future is now! /shttps://t.co/7GEoRDJuZd

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1/15/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Oh! It's not semen i'm playing with... it's Beef liver! Of course.How much vitamin A is in beef liver?https://t.co/cVb3AyZeYg

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

@Grimhood @Mithreu I like to shit on @KetoAurelius in jest because 99% of the time he mentions beef liver, I can replace it with bull semen.Sadly, I am not able to confirm levels of molybdenum. https://t.co/HMPa2HRmZk

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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My memory works funny.I see polar bear liver fighting fertility & suddenly I'm talking about bull semen. But really I am trying to remember a fun fact about sources of vitamin A in the diet.So I gotta play (word games) with myself till an idea cums.https://t.co/fY7qHC3pSU https://t.co/RYUxD9wIU4

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Words don't cum easy.https://t.co/0xPFP8bfH7

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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My words are perverted.https://t.co/ow3B7qHOMp https://t.co/q1b5N039Ct

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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Bull ejaculating until the ideas cum everyone.https://t.co/TaY2gRRXjp

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago

My muse speaks in riddles, and I have to solve them to figure out what the heck my thinking bits actually meant.It says "fire, hot, burn" when I mean "cook"It says "bed, pillow, warm" when I mean "sleep"."Bullshitting until the truth comes out."https://t.co/sBBf2W8nKZ

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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Cunning linguistic aphasia.https://t.co/y87h8MfvGi

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago

"Francis E. Dec"ingDec'ingDid FED have aphasia?"Aphasia is a condition that robs you of the ability to communicate. It can affect your ability to speak, write and understand language, both verbal and written."https://t.co/sR25QkIGflhttps://t.co/itoiaEtgm2

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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I'm so sorry.

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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Did you know that Copper and Vitamin A are related...https://t.co/PJOMK2VMop

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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"Christian conceptions of sex as obscene or shameful prompted the 19th-century archaeologists who excavated the ancient city to hide its erotic artifacts from the public."https://t.co/CLfLOk7izB

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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Are data scientists just horny for data?Are they data mommies and daddies?"People "suffering" from infornography are generally people that greatly enjoy receiving, sending, exchanging, and digitizing information" https://t.co/uHoiaa5SQt

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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Oh no, i'm infohorny on main again.https://t.co/ySeOX3pEUs

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

@literalbanana @pelavarre "All citizens of the 17th-century Republic of Letters corresponded by letter, exchanged published papers and pamphlets, and considered it their duty to bring others into the Republic through the expansion of correspondence." https://t.co/pfYjcQyPs1https://t.co/MN6UDZtFxF

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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infornography is when you print out an email, photgraph it, then print *That* out, then use a photocopier to email an attachment to the email address that lets you post stuff to your friends via [username][at]facebookmail[dot]com so zuck can watch you be a sicko w/ data formats.

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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Now your email provider, the phone, the photocopier's harddrive, the SMTP relay your IT department runs, Facebook, *and* all your friends can all laugh as the surveillance state runs data science algorithms against a picture of your dong you sent as a joke while you were drunk.

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago
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Using sticks to measure the earth.https://t.co/tRU6ycl9eW

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago
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Using a springy stick and some pointy sticks to make more sticks."This machine builds machines"?Naw dude, this stick makes sticks.https://t.co/lBj1yZtsaP

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago
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You can beat some long sticks against some other hard sticks to get thin sticks. If you twist them together (using a stick! https://t.co/63bNkc2HTu ) you get something we call a rope, which is like a fancy lashing stick.Useful for lashing the springy stick to the work stick.

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UltimApe@ultimape10 months ago
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Genuine stick enjoyer.https://t.co/hjKXgxctpv

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Paul Graham@paulg10 months ago

I would not be surprised if there's something in our DNA about sticks — that humans are the stick-wielding species.

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