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Can Not, Can't, Cannot. Cant, Canned knot. Cannaut, Cannonical, Cannon, Big gun.ewe thot Werds our Haurd?! Ave uwu treyed garmar?https://t.co/swpE00NreJ
Words and phrases. Ideas pouring out. Splashing onto paper. Colors bleeding. Thoughts mixing. Ideas tainted by contagion.And someone's had this thought before: of being infected by a women that you adore. Beautiful Miscreant.https://t.co/HK7FBQbPwC
I want to talk about a cart - something that carries me - something that supports me. I want to talk about a horse and not looking a gift horse in the mouth.I want to be my own car. I want to drive myself around. Not wasting all your gas. Thank you for taking care of my ass.
Why does Rodney Dangerfield keep grabbing his tie?https://t.co/UHCF1vZTtr
I wonder if that was part of his act, or if it was part of his character."In this work, published posthumously, he also discussed being a longtime marijuana smoker; the book's original title was My Love Affair With Marijuana." https://t.co/zsn2XluSIl
Nervously stumbling over my words. My thoughts merging. My tongue like an ocean - tied. Thoughts crashing over me like waves, but I can't seem to find my breath to speak. Entire concepts splash against rocks in a cacophony, but I can't make out the thread among the chaos.
Channeling puns.Nervous laughter. *tugs on my non existent tie*https://t.co/nSW3BZVKLe
What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?I can't get no respect. Tounge tied - a metaphor about a red tie hanging down like a dog's. Nervous panting as my heart races. Panicking. 👅 https://t.co/kgJZviosr7
Nervous, happy. A loss for words. https://t.co/ODohkQPk0D
Branding oneself with a nervous tick."Rodney Gets No Respect as a Hot Dog Maitre D' (1983)"https://t.co/aVCApgVr7aamazing. https://t.co/jKcaLqOs71
Free associating puns on demand. One liners."I was very inhibited...""shy?""yeah"https://t.co/sawS9vGXZW
"And, in fact, it may only work (if it works at all) for a certain class of jokes. However, in essence, it works the same way a comedian does. It is fed observations, then looks for a certain type of connection."https://t.co/s2K2IicfGJUtility functions.https://t.co/DflAx6GaDZ
My brain on sleep deprivation be like {It amuses me to no end to (muse about (how musing about (musing about (being amused about (how the brain could perhaps be construed as a Turing machine musing about (replicating itself so that it can muse about itself.))))))}