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My new goal in life is to gender bend the EEG so that I can lie about my gender as thoroughly as possible. https://t.co/VI96wS3oqN
I mostly just want neuromarketing based brand analysis programs to start advertising tampons and purses.https://t.co/dpZZEls7uM
I was reading about how the CIA struggled to make men present like women when they do disguises. Since learning about that, I have been trying to find scientific literature on ways that human perception biases us that way.Talk to me about opsec.
I already have a DIY EEG on my wishlist and an interest in using to classify things.https://t.co/Zu5ymg662M
I'm imagining an EEG based sorting hat that tells you if you're Hufflepuff, Slytherin, Gryffindor , or Ravenclaw etc.https://t.co/DvqT3m4wGY
The hard part about creating a masque is we instinctively over-correct on our behavioral norms & mannerisms when we stylize our outward presentation.Just like we struggle to generate random numbers, hyper-stylized ideals are what we gravitate toward. https://t.co/Xz6SModE84
I use a trick to generate random numbers: I look at the clock and do a quick modulus of the seconds. Going to start training myself to randomize what genders I tell people I am. I hope they fight about misgendering me when they see another person calling me a different gender.
I am not fucking with gender stuff because I care about my gender.I'm fucking with gender stuff because"Testosterone influences hibernation in golden-mantled ground squirrels."https://t.co/ZrmkLAySdmhttps://t.co/LMA7L8r8RK
Do you think I care about the size of my balls because I have gender dysphoria? Nope.I care about the balls because"The Influence of Hibernation on Testis Growth and Spermatogenesis in the Golden-Mantled Ground Squirrel, Spermophilus Lateralis"https://t.co/4RzohWoJbE
I'm taking black cohosh because I read it induces abortions, affects menopause, and might make some people's balls shrink.Mine got bigger! I wonder if Japanese raccoon dogs hibernate. https://t.co/95xaOrjBBU
haha they do? THEY DO!fuck you, my balls do what they want.https://t.co/e7mnLPEbRz https://t.co/N3sBUOFJAD
Why did my balls grow bigger? I'm enhancing my body's ability to manage and regulate it's immune system. The black cohosh is synergizing with my genetic weirdness and gut microbiome.Twitter is hiding my thread on mice balls from search :(
Balls of fire."In nutshell: No matter what the researches did, the group that was fed with Lactobacillus reuteri, always had higher testosterone levels and bigger balls than the control group."https://t.co/5vI2EGeW0M
"This theory of bigger being better for promiscuous species was supported by a now iconic study from 1981 that found evidence across primates.Now, real-time evolution played out in lab-reared house mice has added a new twist to the tale."https://t.co/VOOh5QrRCu
In all seriousness, if you want cure cancer, consider the impact of gender hormones on the immune system.https://t.co/tyYZKhAt69
Genuinely interested in the mechanisms that prevent F->M bears from dying of heart disease.https://t.co/55xXM73H7M
"It didn’t help the hyena’s image any that in the centuries after Pliny, the Middle Ages’ bestiaries–encyclopedias of creatures both real and imagined–seemed to go out of their way to paint the creatures as brutal thugs and sexual deviants."https://t.co/P1dWXr3amN
Faking out an EEG by changing my brain's metabolic profile and circuitry by putting bear poop microbes up my butt causing it to rewire based on changes in cholesterol metabolism associated with hibernation?Maybe.https://t.co/sMkNvUMPOb
Spoon bending as metaphor about gender bending.Transhumanism is weird.https://t.co/qcb1BJaaQE
This is what I do most days: Look up bears and find rat testicles.I live a semi-charmed (kind of) life. https://t.co/jgvLbqBSyy