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In a funny mood today. Wife and I are both kinda unwell (flu?) and slightly delirious. Hungry. Was playing video games in my underwear, but now before I get food I have to put on clothes or otherwise people will probably stare at me and get uncomfortable. Clothes are weird
I could tap at my magic rectangle and have food magically delivered to my doorstep - then I wouldn’t have to put on pants! But I feel like I need some sunlight. To obtain sunlight around these parts, one must first put on pants. Society is a prison I tell you
Before I can stuff some food in my face hole I must first navigate a treacherous journey involving petrol-burning death machines and flashing electric symbols. I could, if I so pleased, make many people very uncomfortable & annoyed by deviating from established decorum & decency https://t.co/dpTSq90f92
When I‘m sick, my comfort food is the food I ate too much of as a child. My wife will now assist me in tapping at this bigger magic rectangle, boop it with her own magic rectangle, and in a couple of mins a human will arrive with the excessive dose of sugar and salt we requested https://t.co/plg9Z2TFkt
Here is the totem that will signal to the human that the food offering is to be placed on our table and not someone else’s table. It is quite primitive magic, of the old gods, and yet quite magical still in that it allows me to sit on my ass and do nothing but wait for the food https://t.co/wfepusF3xR
Yessss, thank you This pleases me I will now proceed to stuff this into my face hole, mechanically smashing it and chemically dissolving it into nutrients to be absorbed into my bloodstream nice https://t.co/0WED24d0Ki
