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The brands are having sex again.Does KFC even sell chicken anymore? https://t.co/s4fxXWUv3p
Huh, @ChesterCheetah wasn't in my brand demons list.https://t.co/FHbTDlZeoJ https://t.co/HMYEo73Aq6
Will the real slim shady please stand up.https://t.co/L7PSaTaxvT
I'm tearing up inside. 😭Wake me up inside.A relatable figure stand before me.He must want to be like thee.Tearing the fabric of society.Ripping msyelf to shreds.Brands as a Mimetic Technology, as a bad carver.https://t.co/a8pUGB4tlY https://t.co/p9YQLqyGnB
Stealing your scared rights and selling it back to you.https://t.co/LRUlNYrTE8
"Though KFC could very well be taking a page from sister chain Taco Bell, (Mountain Dew Baja Blast and the wildly successful Doritos Locos Tacos), Zahumensky insists that KFC’s approach is distinctive enough on its own."https://t.co/4ZO47JU5F4
I wonder if they're going to roll out a Filet-O-Fish clone for lent and then pat themselves on the back for smothering it in innovative brand juices. https://t.co/zswkbQRi2Hhttps://t.co/rCLoN73VXN
Watching other brands squirm under the sheer memetic weight of Wendy's brand.Grasping at a dwindling supply of plastic straws as the egregora scream "we're cool too!" 😎https://t.co/fJsU1RAzVo
Shredding chicken for some brisket;Shredding up the half pipe.Be cool about fire safety.I wonder when these brands will be yelling "Hype!"Brand leaders be like "this is fine" https://t.co/PDmg1WyO6w
Why spend 4.79 to get a sandwich with cheetos when you can get all of this for $5https://t.co/190NMMFEGH
Or you know, skip the high levels of carbohydrates entirely to avoid stomach bleeding and gallbladder damage. 🤔https://t.co/ILlvBa1FXJ
This prelim study on 16 people suggests a low carb diet might impact health risks independent of weight loss. Will be neat if they get funding to scale this up. It is a lot harder to do studies like this since they provide the food and aren't just surveys.https://t.co/b3Pz8i3sQ1
Brand📢dissolution🌬️rituals🍿go🔜brrrrrr🚀https://t.co/eKAjaV8wwq
All hail the parasite-lords.https://t.co/ujGmG3jkzC
