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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago

An eye snapping open.Sage mode activate.I hate that the only metaphors in my head right now are from Naruto.Whatever, Lets do this.https://t.co/LCVpiicFDT

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6/23/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
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Warming my mind up on some thoughts about workflows.Is that fire burning me alive? or is it just there for me to warm my toes.https://t.co/WDDjd3ccsL

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6/23/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
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Everything is rhyming, and I hate it.At least my language isn't in 8 bit.https://t.co/MOJOWJU527

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6/23/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
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@ultimape recedes from societyIs he possessed, or laughing maniacally?https://t.co/iERKXndHlA

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago

@HundredthIdiot Summoning my muse, or something. https://t.co/qU4OQ9wyyW

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6/23/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
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I might be a computer, but at least my rap name ain't logic.A meaningful pun on a knight... or have I just bodged it?https://t.co/l9HOilbQQm

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6/23/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
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A meme was summoned, channeled just for me.But to view this thread, a follower you must be:https://t.co/fCx7A4OApx

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6/23/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
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How does this happen? Words flowing out, right?It feels as if someone turned on my light.https://t.co/DrrTQY4i9M

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6/23/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 6 years ago
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Fishing linesof textout of the streams of thought,Stewing an idea in my head.Decomposing the flesh of an idea in my stomach.Fertilizing a flower with a poop shaped nougat.Smelling indole. The scent of burning flesh.Mindfire.https://t.co/eZaJP7jHaa

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago

@DomIrigaray @nicknotned Holding onto the frailing threads of our social fabric is pulled away from us in the face of decay is just giving us all rope burn. We must weave our own narratives in light of a new tapestry of meaning. The old gods are dead, long live the scapegoat.

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11/14/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
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Fun: My fingers moving wrong and causing typos at exactly the same time my dyslexia/disgraphia kicks in, lowering my ability to detect that kind of error. Also coincides when my brain seems to be running the fastest in terms of associations and ideas, but unrelated to flow state.

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3/26/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

My way of the ninja: https://t.co/xUGR1aex5c

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5/10/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
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Gosh, can you imagine a time without television, but before poetics clubs were invented? The time when being a professional fartist was the epitome of entertainment.https://t.co/cWffEAerTw

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5/10/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
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Hello mental lucidity,Goodbye mental turgidity.Oh, to see the rhyme again;I just need to hit send,on my ideas that flow forthlike compass headings: due north.I know how to map dae wayBtw imagery in my head& what I need to say/have said.https://t.co/aUF4rrLcNw

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago

@HundredthIdiot Right now I'm super lucid and controlled. There's a good chance i'm getting a cold.My rhyming is on time, and my language is primed.The problem is my mind won't do what it's told.

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5/14/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
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It's not so much that my language is rigid,its more that my brain is swollen / turgid.Ideas swell up wanting to get out,But when go to use my lips, they only pout.A feeling of panic over not finding a word.It's like my mind get's constipated, holding a turd.

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5/14/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
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But now my mind runs like diarrhea.It is in flow.Words spewing forth;I really had to go?Metaphors over my Crohn's disease!They tumble out with unimaginable ease...

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5/14/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
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All my ideas are shit.https://t.co/g8hyDeCdKV

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5/14/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
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Now you're thinking with google. https://t.co/0Ec67XgXxA

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5/14/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
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Ever wonder what happens if you breed ideas?https://t.co/dKlNsN2Hp6

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago

Collecting the memes together. Making ideas have sex. Watering the garden of ideas. Seeing what seeds take hold.https://t.co/ydOUDcVhxw

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5/14/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
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Flow states are like sunlight for the garden of my mind.Ideas grow to fruition instead of being stunted.It's easier to judge the weeds from the wildflowers.My brain bees dance happily in the field and streams of thought.and bring me back idea honey.https://t.co/DyJjr7kxxY

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago

@bwa_aptos I've been trying to route out what is happening in my brain when I can't find words. Its like a form of broca's aphasia, but instead of at phoneme level, its at the emotional affect. It's like my mind gets stuck on a track, like how I struggle to reparse garden path sentences.

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5/14/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
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This copy strikes me as grandiloquence encroaching on bumptious fecklessness.

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5/17/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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"[a] flatulist is mentioned in [a] 13th-century English [book]. It lists one Roland the Farter, [...] was obliged to perform "Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum" (one jump, one whistle, and one fart) [at] the court of King Henry II every Christmas" https://t.co/KF5syXRQbF

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6/24/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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Ancient flatulence mythos founded on real phenomena?I couldn't write better jokes if I tried.https://t.co/u4BLoTeoJA

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

"If you want to try to catch a kappa and kill it, your best bet is to use its worst desires against it.""You probably won't have such expert aim as a professional fartiste. But if you've got kappa trouble and all else fails: try farting at them." 🐢🌬️https://t.co/HTHocHLSYK https://t.co/qC8Tnwz9qU

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6/24/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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I wonder how many futurists spend their time cracking jokes about farts.https://t.co/zR0fDW0P6w

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 9 years ago

Some futurists are prolific feculent prognosticators. But even w/ predictions full of shit, there's utility in signal boosting the weird. <3

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6/24/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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Leaving this here without comment.https://t.co/YeGN8E4ncS

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6/24/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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What you have to understand is that when he's talking about farts, he's likely referencing the idea of methane powered cars, and rocket engines.https://t.co/R2Lb15GJip

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6/24/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
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Where as, when I make jokes about farts its because there is a dog in my stomach that barks a lot.https://t.co/sphekgKqj0

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

@Neil_Jetter @hbdchick I nicknamed my farts "borgi". It's the anxious dog yapping in my stomach like a trumpet.https://t.co/4Hf0SNA4SY

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6/24/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago
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Writing about farts to drive away the demons whom follow me.https://t.co/XEBHZBDn6D https://t.co/KK3Qx9bJjo

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 7 years ago

"Two-thousand-year-old scatological graffiti show that ancient Pompeians faced some of the same problems that we face today"https://t.co/2kuRtoTicDhttps://t.co/yIYqITsMjO

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10/30/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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I can remember faces.https://t.co/MvM5zcA1ds

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

I figured out how to reverse a life long Prosopagnosia because I wanted to be able to recognize faces of famous scientists do speed up my ability to link ideas together.https://t.co/tw6FpbjW6wI am am not smart enough to explain how dumb we are all collectively being right now.

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3/19/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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I can see connections between ideas using social networks. It just works now. Instant recognition of faces. Not just sad and angry specters haunting my psyché. https://t.co/4XciWECJRy

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

@dlx5dlx6 flow states are a whole other level now.https://t.co/Uaw6psy98g

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3/19/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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A lifelong symptom.I wonder if I can remember names.https://t.co/uxou7gmvm1

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 9 years ago

Prosopagnosiahttps://t.co/6JZ3j1p7QY

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3/19/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Overclocked hardware lol.https://t.co/t5ixqUBWz5

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 8 years ago

@ireneista I was researching prosopagnosia + autism a while back. Apparently some people are 'super recognizers'. Overclocked hardware lol.

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3/19/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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Different about today (for future me)I ate grease from a burger.I was stressed from some noise outside while trying to talk with my mom.I'm overtired.I'm excited about ants.I'm ignoring a problem.https://t.co/jg6FB5r7Ok

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago

How do you activate savantism?https://t.co/wmltaOEaHW

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3/19/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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Not in fever. 98.4fhttps://t.co/jd9RM0K5B1

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

I am getting so close to just always being "on". It's so frustrating.https://t.co/vVccqne0l4

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3/19/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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Acetoacetate: 15mg /ml ("small")might be ketosis state? I am also sweating but room is only ~70f.Maybe coffee tipped me over into it?

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3/19/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago
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https://t.co/qy6ZtUY3wB https://t.co/wHrga3Tlok

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago

I can feel the world ripple as an an idea collapses an entire bubble of memes blink out of existence.We're over due for a correction.https://t.co/nztfC2lNfv

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7/28/2022