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UltimApe@ultimape• about 6 years ago
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@simpolism @_djpn @infiniturtle My favorite thing about Kellogg (The doctor, not the food mogul brother) was his invention of a machine that will put gallons of yogurt in people's butts. He was into the microbiome before it was cool.https://t.co/HGl96WTqrT
UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
Cereal is a sugary breakfast soup popularized in part by a guy who thought it would help prevent wicked masturbation. Tho, he appeared quite observant and talked about squatting / imbalances due to constipation. Probably wouldn't put sugar on his flakes.https://t.co/3c5ESNg63u https://t.co/7BkSMFNFtU
