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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

1 like = 1 half-joke https://t.co/HLKCGSvMIW

Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

A very large % of everything that’s described as “half-joking” turns out to be powerfully true

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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1. I already regret this haha

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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2. I’m not smart, y’all just dumb lol

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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3. Bad stuff is good actually 😂

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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4. Imagination deficits rule everything around me

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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5. many of y’all are mad because you want to be mad 😂 jk

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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6. sex is boring but y’all can’t think of anything better to do so here we are 😂

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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7. gee it sure looks like I’m using this thread to just insult people

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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8. it’s very cute when internet antagonists think they can hurt my feelings. you trying to go up against [checks notes] me?? you’ll fuck me up?? Bitch, *I’ll* fuck me up

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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9. Nitpickers are afraid of having sex, send tweet

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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10. mankind should unionize against existence. just, terrible conditions here. 1 star

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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11. mankind should unionize against mankind. wait. fuck

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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12. the tweets in this thread with the fewest likes contain the most powerful truths

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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13. thinking of moving to San Francisco where I can be a contrarian like everybody else

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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14. my dudes... it is so easy to court women,,, literally just read books written by women, watch movies written by women... they literally show + tell u what they want I have to conclude that y’all don’t want to court women, y’all just wanna be salty and mad

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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15. life can be an adventure but most of y’all scared so you want it to be a sitcom where u can pretend it’s an adventure

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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16. If u think im a dumbass and u sitting on twitter reading my shit, u the bigger dumbass. Haha we all lose lol

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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17. clean ur room

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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18. everyone is bby

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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19. sarcasm is not a personality bro

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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20. weather explains a lot of human temperament 🧐

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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21. y’all should stop liking this, it’s bad for the environment

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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22. *stares wistfully out the window* If only philosophers were a little bit sexier

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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23. Id rather watch zizek/kardashian than zizek/peterson

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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24. Sleep seems to be the latest fad in things you get to feel self-consciously incompetent at. Lmaooo

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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25. mana is real and it is stored in the balls

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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26. How dare you not feel bad about yourself. Extremely selfish and rude

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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27. “Where have all the real men gone??” to prison, jessica

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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28. Porn genres should be at least as diverse as music genres. In fact, every music genre should have a matching porn genre. Spotify for porn when?

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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29. the worst sin is bad aesthetics

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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30. If your cyberpunk masterpiece doesn’t have a trans camgirl for a protagonist, it is trash

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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31. Using the word lazy to dismiss someone is in fact lazy analysis, so, ha. Back at u, sucka

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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32. We know what to do with food surplus and cognitive surplus but nobody knows what to do with a pussy surplus

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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33. Nobody knows what to do with a dick surplus either. Markets are fake

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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34. Kids who read books under the table in class display a staggering combination of stellar qualities A. Casual disregard for authority B. Curiosity and desire for actual learning Give them all scholarships to do whatever the fuck they want

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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35. public libraries are one of the tiny handful of things human civilisation got right

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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36. the advice-industrial complex is a racket

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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37. our ill-treatment of sex workers is proof that we are not interested in the truth

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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38. celebs are devestatingly lonely because they are dehumanized by the pedestalization of their adoring fans It’s sad but it’s also funny if you think about it, lol

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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39. if you precede your actions with the slightest amount of consideration, you are already ahead of the curve https://t.co/7cGrs3jK69

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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40. A good and profitable media organization. That’s it, that’s the joke

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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41. design twitter reminds me of /r/minimalism: they both hate themselves

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• about 6 years ago

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42. San Francisco should hire a team of Singaporeans to run the city for a year or two

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• almost 6 years ago

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43. https://t.co/DwKeeMqgYF

Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• over 6 years ago

civilization is a sort of iterated, recursive potty training

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• over 4 years ago

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https://t.co/kpLCp0BYHd

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4/29/2021

Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• over 4 years ago

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https://t.co/Y6XajWKkeG

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🍍 __ 🙀@sharanvkaur• over 4 years ago

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@visakanv trad https://t.co/fdHqICwyVp

🍍 __ 🙀@sharanvkaur• over 4 years ago

this guy and his wife really singapore's bonnie and clyde 🤪ruining singapore's design scene with the help of singapore tourism board, enterprise singapore, etc. very impressive 🙃 https://t.co/Mib3mfcv7i

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• over 4 years ago

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@sharanvkaur "how do you keep the romance alive?" https://t.co/oROp27p3rT

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🍍 __ 🙀@sharanvkaur• over 4 years ago

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@visakanv for our marriage 😘 https://t.co/o8k0uxTkps

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• over 4 years ago

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@sharanvkaur I have a more ambitious plan https://t.co/0RgQ3DMQRu

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🍍 __ 🙀@sharanvkaur• over 4 years ago

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@visakanv https://t.co/VmglNtRyLL

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4/30/2021

Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv• over 4 years ago

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@sharanvkaur you've survived this long, it's just starting to get good now

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4/30/2021

🍍 __ 🙀@sharanvkaur• about 4 years ago

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@visakanv https://t.co/skb5ROehIu https://t.co/NjkcBCE3ey

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🍍 __ 🙀@sharanvkaur• about 4 years ago

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@visakanv "Jerry Lee Kian Eng had in one instance conspired with his long-term life partner Alison See Lay Eng." 😘https://t.co/LWugkUnWPk

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8/25/2021

🍍 __ 🙀@sharanvkaur• about 4 years ago

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@visakanv https://t.co/skb5ROehIu https://t.co/NjkcBCE3ey

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8/16/2021

🍍 __ 🙀@sharanvkaur• about 4 years ago

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@visakanv "Jerry Lee Kian Eng had in one instance conspired with his long-term life partner Alison See Lay Eng." 😘https://t.co/LWugkUnWPk

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8/25/2021

Malcolm Ocean 🏴‍☠️@Malcolm_Ocean• over 5 years ago

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@visakanv @KimKierkegaard (account now inactive & just RTing stuff) (not just a markov mashup bot) best of gallery: https://t.co/ByPGgQ7xow interview w creator: https://t.co/XhiIYy6kFy

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QC@QiaochuYuan• about 6 years ago

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@visakanv https://t.co/ee4vgyPpSZ

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