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I recently was playing some of Hitman on PS4, and when scrolling through Netflix I saw that Timothy Olyphant - who plays Joel Hammond in Santa Clarita Diet - played The Hitman in the 2007 movie!! Had to watch it 😂 https://t.co/GviBfGxp8P
Could do an essay about how this movie is a sort of feverish culmination of (what seems to me to be) American ammosexual fantasy https://t.co/Hd6RVJlW8Z
I don’t think this is the first time I’ve seen a cold, troubled, murderous bald white protagonist stuff an upset woman into a car then subsequently turn her on with his indifference https://t.co/tMDeSWyqhl
I wonder if this has ever happened in real life ever https://t.co/gvt3IqB49T
I enjoyed this scene - pretty sure there are multiple Die Hard references peppered throughout (him being barefoot, particularly) - and a really cute nod to cameo the video game https://t.co/76itV1v2XI
This scene cracks me up. The ammosexual ballet 😂😂 https://t.co/q3aRB1lZuN
I guess it’s kind of cute that they both have a “we are owned by others” thing in common. It could go in a sort of Missandei / Grey Worm direction https://t.co/fU81P8vMGI
I can’t decide if this scene is fantastic or terrible 😂 depends on how you interpret it. Kind of a Fight Club thing https://t.co/dtvr8LL9ga
More ammosexual fantasy fulfilment These dudes treat guns with reverence, attention & affection, while the women are props and toys A bunch of Matrix references in this shootout if you can spot them https://t.co/UUCTjvBit1
Re-enactment of earlier scene https://t.co/YbqoqYrXmo
Huh, Tim was in The Office! I don’t remember this https://t.co/TLxBUjRITV
