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Friends, I have found,,, a salmon vending machine https://t.co/RyY2oj63Ln
New friends gotta check out my hilarious wife, it’s the rules https://t.co/PyG4tg0AOU
vending machine twitter is showing up in my mentions, I love it https://t.co/3dz8L4NKr6
Yes, yes!!! (H/t @nsmelson) https://t.co/2FISHlr5H3
PRODOTTO CALDO! 🍝 https://t.co/xYGEgqtz82
NON-STOP MLEKOMAT https://t.co/0nenpb9Es9
Champagne, sir? 🍾 https://t.co/sOowc8zML0
Ever had a potato emergency? 🥔 (TIL pomme de terre means “apple of the earth” or “ground apple”) https://t.co/PfiHlINeAi
Some beef with your potato? https://t.co/8cd4TJgEkc
And some 🥖? https://t.co/Q3khgqgdCp
Fish juice fish juice FISH JUICE FISH JUICE https://t.co/3IREa3mc5o
when you need some constitution https://t.co/4mntRiPkSo
A new one just appeared near my place so I tried it... it’s S$2.90 for 200 grams?? That’s... ridiculously cheap?? 75g of smoked salmon from the supermarket costs like S$8.50 (S$1 = ~US$0.75) https://t.co/7Aqtqit1vr
@visakanv This is two meals worth of salmon. And I eat one meal a day. https://t.co/AqojEG7YAX
Alright I cooked it. I’m no pro chef but I got a pretty good feeling about this... https://t.co/5pWVeA0gBU
Guys. It’s fucking delicious. I mean maybe a pro chef or a food critic or whatever might consider it passable... but this tastes just as good to me as salmon I’ve paid $15-$20 for in restaurants. I can’t believe this is technically over a year old. Tastes p fresh to my noob ass https://t.co/450MtYDIjW
Listen to the crunch of that pan-fried salmon skin 😍 This was barely US$2 https://t.co/t7f3LA4q1H
now in Beef https://t.co/0BlCZLie3e
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