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the fundamental problem with nonalchoholic cocktails is that you need something slightly repulsive in the drink so that you dont drink it too fast, and alchohol fills this role while also being desirable. Maybe could use gross but healthy supplements like creatine or something
these stupid fucking prism glasses have honestly changed my life forever I don't have to look down at my phone or books anymore and my posture is getting better https://t.co/tsaAiIVdpo
every american citizen should get like 3-5 guest passes for their friends to be able to move to the country
wait so data structures and algorithmic complexity are easy as fuck or am I missing something?
wait hold on.. magnets are fucking strange right? they exert force.. do they run out over time
I just realized that "the context of all in which we live and what came before us" vs "what can be unburdened by what has been" are like opposite ideas
i listened to a podcast where they zapped some lady's brain to temporarily get rid of her autism and allow her to perceive social reality. she wasn't cured but she learned that the kids that bullied her werent being cruel for no reason but, rather, to bond with each other
@St_Rev wow i did not expect it to be so trivially disprovable lmao https://t.co/XhZ0hPNrbQ
@Astatide42 this just makes me feel like tables are strange rather than think magnets are normal lmao
is there a diy way I can go from highschool level math to reasonably advanced
listening to "man's search for meaning" which is an account of life in a concentration camp from a psychiatrist he ~says it's pointless to ask life's meaning; that is a question life is asking of you, and the answer is not to be found in contemplation but in right action
cats are stinky and puke on the floor but in exchange you get essentially "what if a teddy bear was alive"
why are people obsessing over tungsten cubes rather than bismuth crystals https://t.co/R9m1NZD22u
if the elves didn't even have a word for death then why were they all wearing helmets at that battle
every tpot man gives off such a high level of bisexual particles that my gayger counter simply does not function properly
why does twitter constantly show me tweets for a split second and then suddenly refresh and they're gone. (I know you all already know about this I'm just posting this in response to reading the twitter employee letter where they demand to keep their jobs lol)
if I actually engage with all of this gay meditation crap will it actually make me stop feeling like such a loser or is it just a waste of time my vague impression is that the solutions it offers are either "soft-lobotomy" or "on-tap jhanagooning"
my hot take is that manspaining actually is a real dominance phenomenon that's distinct from plain deep-dive explanations, and that it is very annoying and people are right to complain about it lmao
@St_Rev jesus lmao https://t.co/mlcB2FzYp7
Wait so you're telling me it's up to ME to keep in touch with my friends and not just let my relationships rot into nothing!?
when I was a child my father made an app that was a grid of buttons with all of the letters and when you clicked one his voice said the letter's sound. I saw and used it for like at most 30β40 seconds but I instantaneously understood the gist of reading lol
you can do anything you want, as long as what you want is either coding websites or never making enough money to buy a home
i want an entire house 3d printed in clear resin so that you can see all of the wiring and plumbing like one of those 90s gameboys
I wrote an essay about an extremely interesting theory of the obesity epidemic that I came across. Read a history of fad diets, how croissants can help you lose weight, and details about squirrel hibernation and mania you never knew you needed to know: https://t.co/JSKw6s6BTo
@amelapay im currently drinking a sprite with grenadine and bitters in it in fact lmao
like imagine what it must have been like for me to post a picture from that angle: I needed to do it because I love you and I needed to demonstrate the power
dude we were just like, totally chill internet microcelebrities vibing on a ketamine/ghb/bath salts combo stack in a cuddle puddle, and some guyβwho's *not even on twitter*βjust came right up and tried to talk to us???
ADHD people: any strats to focus without meds? this is not a moral stand against em I just hate all of the rigamarole with doctors, pharmacies, spending money etc
just responding to things on Twitter and not trying to be profound is a game changer. hey bro I like your tweet that was funny! etc
one time i met some tpot people in nyc and i mentioned that stanley kubrick's movies are boring and they were so offended by that that they literally stopped talking to me for the rest of the night lmao
dates are unimaginably delicious. I thought they were trash because people use them in baking instead of sugar but on their own they are almost bizarrely good. I didn't realize a fruit could be creamy?
@eigenrobot https://t.co/cku4J36Hsy
my new backpack rules and I defy you to tell me otherwise. look how happy it makes him (me) https://t.co/t02uMbNx27
is it reasonable to immediately start hating someone you don't know after reading their dog shit poem?
@MasterTimBlais "explain to me how magnets work" "... no π"
saying "hell yeah" at every possible opportunity is how I've learned to express gratitude
@Aella_Girl @sashachapin @liminal_warmth i think this moment sums up the whole video lol https://t.co/SCMGPe1f63
say what you will about evil milk hotel at least it stands for something
once I was at a friend's house and his younger sister was having a dark night of the soul re: not wanting to eat broccoli, and I said "have you tried it with butter and salt on it?" and that really just turned it around for her convinced the same could have worked here https://t.co/HEbj5gKTHH
New essay, this time it's about shamans and stuff π https://t.co/Y2vZMKnveM
there's a shockingly high proportion of people in tpot who have left cults, and it makes sense that they're generally suspicious of ideologies or frames that they perceive as totalizing
see what i put up with in order to bring you knowledge https://t.co/QaRtFoUH4x
as the founder of the "dating docs" phenomenon and movement, i am curious if anyone has gotten married because of a dating doc
the fact that someone intentionally cut the starlink power/data line is so comically malevolent, its like a plot point in a horror movie
@samswoora this is why i order a chocolate milk, really devastating to a certain type of person's world view
how to write an essay the schizo way: an unnecessarily complicated guide (also cc @_brentbaum) https://t.co/H54q4FXfcD
how jacked could one get in 6 weeks?
twitter is like how when you grow rat neurons in a pitri dish and cut them off from external stimulus they just start all pulsing together in unison. goon! goon! dolls! dolls!
@AskYatharth its essentially the same thing as the einstein/monroe image where the high frequency details say einstein and the low frequency details say monroe, but made with AI tools. this is also how the mona lisa smile works: the high frequency = not smiling, low frequency = smiling https://t.co/RKbHAtZF1l
@shaggysurvives I think the idea isn't that the movies are about those philosophies, it's that if you misunderstand those philosophies and apply them in a stupid way then you end up like the characters in those movies.
should i spend $500 on this kinda retarded looking life size bear? https://t.co/4Dg0ekAGHr
@christineist everyone in tpot has their own patron blogger that they swear fealty to & you can tell a ton about someone by which one it is
anyway my teeth are rotting in my skull because i cant bring myself to pay hundreds of dollars for someone to belittle me and make me endure torture for an hour
I just want you all to know that I've been harboring a devastating hot take that could burn down the delicate scaffolding of our very society for almost a full year. Each day my spirit grows weaker.
this just in: biden has just dropped out of the race, to be replaced by none other than america's sweetheart taylor swift. not to be outdone, the republicans have opted to switch their candidate to none other than podcaster joe rogan
it seems likely that the epidemics of obesity, inflammation, and depression all stem from the same root causes
whats wrong babe? you've only watched 2.5 hours of your 4 hour long review of a discontinued disney resort
Rejected from a $120k minimum salary job for being overqualified, less than $2500 in the bank. Story of my career π
check out my media book project "Rooster King" here: https://t.co/YEVJ1ZOuZx It features seven personal stories leading up to when my life fell apart: it could be fairly described as a zine, album, multimedia collage, or maybe just a throwback to when websites were interesting
if a wizard suddenly made it so that cats could talk and were smart, would we force them to get jobs or no?
when i chat with someone who finds me attractive its always like a weird reality bubble where they act like i must get a ton of attention lol
@repost_offender all citizens would of course have the option to sell their guest passes to amazon so they can hire more programmers
after the dating doc nyt article dropped I got a long email from someone that said "I love kids and would love to raise adopted children but if you are looking to IMPREGNATE somebody then I am categorically uninterested" like I am some kind of alien laying eggs or something lol
are there any good active postrat discords? I need a place to post memes i find https://t.co/YDWU0rfWeC
realizing that "sapiosexual" clearly reflects my preferences before hurling myself off of the side of a mountain
already got mine https://t.co/tVPXzpHKJ9 https://t.co/cpgOFduJCz
Like my youngest sibling trying to explain some tedious math concept to me that i clearly dont care about due to autism is distinct from my landlord trying to explain to me how best to cook pasta, because the latter is trying to show that he's better than me and also neg me
i did what you asked for... mostly. I may have taken a few autistic liberties
i dont really like opening my heart to someone and getting rejected but im probably going to keep doing that shit.
Hey guys thank you so much to all of you who were able to make it out to this and if you didn't, no worries: you can check it out at https://t.co/YEVJ1ZOuZx https://t.co/zUKETkRz6C
how do I start lifting? is that something I want to do? if I was a huge and muscular bodybuilder would normal people like me more or would it be all weird perverts? would you think I was cool if I could crush a watermelon with my grip strength? let me know in the comments below
@FlavoredCurry I really hate that everyone is able to tell apparently, because I've been wearing cheap as fuck shirts thinking that I'm getting away with something lmao
hell yeah https://t.co/ctB2aOn9c0 https://t.co/21dMcYnUpR
honestly the best part about clown school that I don't talk about as much was the like jedi psychic training where you're blindfolded and they throw a foam brick somewhere in the room and then you have to walk to it
remember in age of empires 2 where you could use a cheat code to get a car that shit ruled
a spaceship that reads 30k physical tarot cards per second, and using a 25ms window into the future makes decisions that produce low probability quantum states that produce propulsion
almost everyone in tpot has such a crazy messed up backstory, like all of the other characters in one punch man other than the main one
My new essay: "Iron Lotus" Exploring how rigid constraints shape us; Bonzai Kittens, Wilhelm Reich's Character Structures, the rise and fall of the American posture, and the machine that makes the shoes that we wear. Check it out: https://t.co/PlZmAdAzru https://t.co/iNAxWe9G7V
@AskYatharth it did take him like 16 years lol
hell yeah it's good to be back https://t.co/2mcF4jQFId
Are smart people actually extremely stupid? π€
@8chabard steelmanning
I'm at a rat summer solstice event and they are now playing what I believe is the evangelion theme song on flute, tambourine, and I think.. ocarina?
fuck, marry, kill: fucking, marrying, killing
I have the kind of body dysmorphia where I feel like I'm a lot thinner and shorter than I am so seeing pictures other people take of me is always moderately alarming. like I don't feel bad about it per se but it's just like damn he big https://t.co/heYv1YloWT
[engagement farming voice] everyone in tpot is either a dog person or a cat person. do you agree? let me know which one you are in the comments below
trying out IFS, communicating with some part of myself that feels sad about not being able to try psychedelics. i visualized a hurt child and hugged it, but then... decided to drop kick it off of the side of a cliff. ive been laughing for >10 minutes is this healthy please advise
there's nothing more consistently comical in my life than suddenly recalling that I'm a 35 year old man
why did going to the beach or pool become like mandatory exhibitionism i feel that everyone should go back to wearing awesome full-body stripey suits https://t.co/3HJwaxCiPQ
tweets telling people about the essay i spent 40 hours writing: 900 views tweets telling people about a dogshit idea i had just before falling asleep: 25,000 views https://t.co/fKTnaUspic
hahaha what... the fuck? https://t.co/THj8jSd4Nk
sometimes I feel like I'm the only person in the world who truly loves men
@seconds_0 @kumbuchaqueen she should have beat him up?
what? no me talking about how I designed an album cover for pitbull came up completely naturally I don't know what youre talking about https://t.co/EqX8wUV60L
i feel like avril lavigne was the first thing i liked that i refused to allow cool older boys to ruin for me. "she's a fake punk, she's a poser" listen, please, i dont give a fuck about these things i just want to be gay in peace
I know nobody was wondering but I don't think that I would sleep with sam altman, peter thiel, or tim apple in exchange for funding for my startup.
my sleep study came back and the lady on the answering machine used the term "quite severe" π₯΄ will CPAP make me able to participate in the matters of men