@silverarm0r
unreliable narrator
📅 Joined: 5/11/2024
🗄️ Archived: 5/1/2025
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i have tried being a cute girl journaling in a bar about it and IT DIDNT FUCKING WORK OK? https://t.co/ox5LTf3IiW
once i had 4 friends pull me on all of my limbs at the same time and it reset me
i want 100 followers. which kind of strategy should i use? should i post more? less? is this enough? should i be smarter? more outrageous? should i reveal that i actually have great tits? should i be more emotional? more personal? should i change my name?
@mechanical_monk could this touch starvation be partially fixed if men were to be more touchy with each other?
@mechanical_monk we've talked about this before, and at the time I was like "sure dude!", but I kept thinking about it and you're right... you made me change my mind about this
i feel like el ojo - the circular island in the middle of a swap that rotates on itself in argentina https://t.co/vhITSjm2JM
homens parem de ser djs nós precisamos de CALCETEIROS!!!!!!
heres a fun date idea! i cry really hard like i never did before and then you still like me and comfort me after
im still workshopping this but: (2025 ed) Things that are in: -feeling safe -domming -weddings -self discipline that stems from a place of love -accepting my unhinged side Things that are out: -trauma bonding -phtalates -doctors anxiety -my thing for chefs -short form videos
i have big brown eyes and a secure attachment style btw
this weekend, me and my two best friends will be celebrating our 10th year of friendship. I've been gathering pictures and other artifacts from over the years to make a power point presentation about them lol it's gonna be so much fun, I can't wait
fav pictures from when i used my film camera https://t.co/URdoHaKCtX
I'd love to give femme fatale energy but honestly I'm giving noir detective with a crumpled suit that got stumped on a cold case and keeps on chasing "the pattern"
ok so I'm almost at 30 followers, which means that if we organize well enough, we could do like a friendly football match or something what do you guys think huh
shooting my shot (CONSIDERING following someone on letterboxd)
b's really excited about laminating a bunch of things, and she kept asking me what I wanted to laminate... this was what I ended up with... https://t.co/IPjIWHGytt
during my 1st year of college I had a photographer bf who would take cool pictures of me all the time, my favourite one being me on the morning of my 18th birthday eating leftover cake naked on his couch. such a classic!
"you own too many button ups" oh really? what's next? too much love? too much desire?
todays tea is an early grey spiced with bergamot! the bergamot smells really nice and gives this tea a great citrus after taste. I think I should've brewed it for longer, tho. todays cup is one of my favs, and I paired this tea with a bolo de arroz https://t.co/IrRnw8f6rR
my grandpa is finally getting out of the hospital :)
I'm pretty much the glue that holds society together (I respond to my friends partiful invites)
This is the biggest life lesson I'll take from 2024. Having a strong support system WILL save you
last night, I had a kid sitting on my lap for a long time and he told me "you're very comfortable, like a nice chair"
I'm already rehearsing in my head for when ppl ask me what am I dressed up as for halloween... "im a vampire. Can i bite your neck?" Yes. Very casual. I totally didn't plan this one liner, I'm just cheeky like that. It comes to me naturally.
yes, my hair is big because its full of secrets, we've been through this..
this came to me in a dream https://t.co/PWSQ4chz6F
Porto really has everything: good people, delicious food, great cultural scene, interesting architecture.... horizontal rain...!
the ultimate bit to commit to is marriage and kids
@Dub__A is the 4th picture portugal?
this year I'm really struggling with my ins and outs list for 2025 so here's the ones I made for 2024 https://t.co/GuxYOetp1m
they're calling me nun because of all the sex I've been having (get it because nun sounds like none and nuns don't have intercourse and I don't either because I'm single and have no romantic or sexual partners I overexplain jokes as a self defense mechanism as I'm slightly afraid
I haven't met many people who've died. But the ones I did, I see them on the street all the time, in other people. Their faces are just so similar, is what I think. I imagine those people having a similar life to the people I knew
someone convinced me into thinking I was an unlikable person, but you know what, I'm starting to bring that into question actually
life is so good when you have the weekend off and you go out for dinner, clubbing, get a massage, watch a movie, go climbing, hang out with friends and family.............MANY BLESSINGS!
wearing my mom's jacket that she explicitly told me I couldn't borrow because my swag comes first fighting with my mom comes second
Reflecting, pondering, healthy dose of self criticism https://t.co/3LhI5DisHT
my mom just came into my room asking me how much spaghetti is enough for two people... do you guys understand what growing up was like for me?
when I'm by myself, I realize how far I still have to go in order to not be scared anymore - to not think of death, suicide and tragedy every single day. I'll get there eventually
one day surely I will feel safe and normal around a guy
not sure if this is a very healthy coping mechanism and i would like to know if other ppl do this too - when im in a bad situation, i'll often just start imagining what my life would be like in a war situation or what if i was homeless, so that in comparison everything seems fine
I want someone to take me on a bookshop date and then they buy me whatever book I look really interested in I'm really not asking for much here
it's no secret that im a self-control freak, but as a perfect example of this, my friend gave me a bar of my favorite swiss chocolate on monday, and so far, I've eaten 3 pieces of it
I get a lot of gender envy when I see guys with their shirts off at the climbing gym like I wanna do that too
what if I just decide to fundamentally change the course of my life
I'm gonna spend Christmas eve with my family in a small village in Gerês. Usually, the local priest gets really drunk and blasts pimba music from the church's speakers all night. Occasionally, he will also light up some fireworks.
one time someone called me a nerd and I got salty and defensive about it as if I'm not a fucking nerd
I never think I'm seeing someone for the last time, I always believe we'll meet again eventually
someone asked me out totally out of the blue and now I have the anxiety levels of someone that's being hunted by sport what the fuck is wrong with me
best friended too hard now I'm at b's grandma's sunday lunch, we had feijoada à transmontana and now I'm just hanging out with her uncles
just had a text conversation that undid like 5 months of healing why does this keep happening lately
this and a bottle of alvarinho would fix me https://t.co/zUkyI4bB6S
sometimes I see a woman so beautiful I get a little lightheaded
lads, today's tea is this high mountain oolong and wow! what a treat! this tea was delicious. it had a floral smell and taste, a little bit nutty/toasty too. this was a very pleasant tea, and I had it in this cup I hadn't used before https://t.co/DRunTTSz5J
just letting everyone know that even if you're really cool and hot you can still feel miserable so yeah just a heads up guys beware
what 2 years of everyday use does to a motherfucker https://t.co/Zk8959efGb
me on my straightest day
snacking on green olives and feta cheese in my kitchen man life is good
I had a terrible year that I only got through semi-okay because I have amazing supportive friends and family that went above and beyond for me when I was paralyzed by fear
@ymmfsl this felt like the second coming of christ but for gg kpop stans
woho! 1k posts! as a celebration, I'll upload my twt archive to the community archive
every single time I wear this shirt, people comment on the eye https://t.co/sAYEv8zEy1
recently came to the breakthrough conclusion that I just can't seem to believe someone I love would do something wrong or be terrible to me, so I just think I must be the problem/evil/deserve it. Turns out people will still hurt me even if I love them
sometimes I wish I had a crush to think about before I fall asleep, but noooo I just have to raw dog pre-sleep thoughts too like omg..BORING!
one day I'll get 20 likes on a post and it's gonna be crazyyyy
I just made a beautiful, delicious stack of pancakes. please, everyone, trust me on this.
if you see a beautiful woman tying her shoes by doing the bunny ears and you make fun of her, your heart is NOT pure
guy texted me a bunch of questions and I just replied to the last one #womeninmaledominatedfields
shoutout to my favorite emotional support couple bea and xiq
im a true follower of my intuition but most times it's just telling me to check my zipper check your zipper julia it's open everyone can see it actually you're not even wearing pants check if you're wearing pants come on now
my ideal woman is a little evil and my ideal man is a little pathetic
me and nove matching https://t.co/AW1wVf4JHX
I will NOT be available for hangouts in November DO NOT INVITE ME FOR AN OUTSIDE HANGOUT!!!!! MUCH LESS IF IT INVOLVES SPENDING!!!! I WILL BE BUSY AND BROKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bought underwear in that catnip for humans shade of green let's see if it works
sex isn't about sex. it's about TENNIS. https://t.co/jUsEBb9tD3
why was this hard https://t.co/coSlkOFIin https://t.co/b9CJT9aTpT
I absolutely fucking locked the fuck in on the dance floor
i know men are famously more attracted to younger women but seriously i dont understand why... most older women i know are just so cool... and when im older im gonna be even cooler than i am now too... crazy!
I'm really just not ok and idk how to talk about it anymore idk if I should even keep talking about it??? Everything is so confusing and overwhelming
cute girl told me I was doing well at climbing. I bi panicked
reposting this banger that I deleted the first time because I was embarrassed, but I'm embracing it fully now https://t.co/d1WOSU9sjZ
by the way she also asked "is this enough?" holding a whole bag's worth of pasta
I can't do those "january/december" type post with pictures because the first picture I have of myself from this year was taken in February at one of the lowest points of my life. I look miserable, and I took it specifically to never forget how terrible I felt at the time
I really want to feel more comfortable with being hot. Because right now I could be showing a little bit of stomach or cleavage in public and it feels ILLEGAL!!!
a couple years ago around this time, I was at the ER and a lady came up to me asking to be taken outside for a smoke. She looked, acted, and spoke so much like someone I knew. I was taken aback! She gave me a cigarette and we smoked together.
telegram sent me a notification that undid like 2 months of healing
my dad today was like "julia do you know how big guernica is.." i went to fucking art school man
having an unusual physical feature makes people automatically hotter
CLIMBING GYM CLIMBING GYM CLIMBING GYM!!!!!!!!!!
b gave me an assorted set of vahdam teas, and there's so many exciting flavors!!!! wowoowowow I will be doing a thread to document every one of them! I'm already a big vahdamer (every morning I drink the spiced black tea) so I'm very happy about this
upon further reflection, i think this is just another way i use to avoid actually feeling feelings because im unfortunately usually scared of BIG EMOTIONS
recently made a list of qualities i have (im practicing liking myself without shame) and the first one i wrote down was "really good at picking watermelons"
my grandpa gave me an 80s encyclopedia as a gift I fucking won christmas guys https://t.co/Bb7mDhN8O5
thinking about mixing books with someone else...uughhh...a shared libabry.....that's what marriage should be about.....
so far we've opened sonny angels, hand painted candles, ate pizza, made cookies and I showed them the powerpoint https://t.co/OtPxu4davG https://t.co/XIJrivjHO9
it's my BEST FRIENDS BIRTHDAYYYY and she's having a cheese themed party I'm so excited for tonight
peed before finishing a task. yes, growth is possible