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if you're wondering if you are frugal, ask yourself: do i reuse plastic milk jugs to store my urine? if the answer is no, you are not https://t.co/q7ps8WdcBF
if you're wondering if you are frugal, ask yourself: do i maintain myself in a state of borderline dehydration to minimize my expenditures on water and to ensure the urine i store in plastic milk jugs is maximally concentrated, saving both crawlspace volume and milk jugs? if the
if you're wondering if you're frugal, ask yourself: do you have a map of SRS surgeons in your area so you can dumpster dive at their facilities for secondhand testicles, which you collect and network to create an efficient urine storage system? if the ans https://t.co/F845zWda3E
@eigenrobot Woahhh I need to visit this place: https://t.co/Q2FsKllIbl